[r9etb]

Sheriff: "Was it a girl horse, or a boy horse?"

Suspect: "Well, it was a girl, of course. Do you think I'm a faggot or something??!"

[techcor]

I suppose that the tabloids are going to show a picture of the horse. And that the horse was having sex with other studs in the area. Actually, this reminds me of the chicken "lover" story on South Park. Geez, that was a funny episode.

[da_toolman]

Traces of lanolin on his rectum

Ya know, that guy is one sick b*st*rd. I mean it's one thing to rape a horse, but it's a whole different story when you cheat on your sheep.

The ONLY good thing about that is when that dude goes to prison, ain't NOBODY going to try to make him their b|tch. In fact, his cellmate's probably not going to sleep again.

"What're you in for?" "Raped a horse..."