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1 posted on 11/24/2003 6:14:40 PM PST by M. Peach
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This thread is destined for an early demise?

2 posted on 11/24/2003 6:15:54 PM PST by BenLurkin (Socialism is Slavery)
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So that is my problem. I was wondering.
3 posted on 11/24/2003 6:17:08 PM PST by farmfriend ( Isaiah 55:10,11)
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Office manager Jean said: "I looked at him in the face and said: "How would you like to walk around on the verge of an orgasm every second?"

It's actually kind of nice.
4 posted on 11/24/2003 6:17:46 PM PST by BikerNYC
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Walking around having orgasims? Don't these people have anythng better to do?
9 posted on 11/24/2003 6:20:14 PM PST by Sunshine Sister
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This is important news not "chat"

Where is my lawyers number
11 posted on 11/24/2003 6:21:10 PM PST by woofie
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Dozens of women are suffering from a condition that makes them have hundreds of orgasms every day.

It's a condition called "I am thinking of chance33_98" I believe.

14 posted on 11/24/2003 6:35:47 PM PST by chance33_98 (Check out my Updated Profile Page (and see banners at end, if you want one made let me know!))
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Ahem.
17 posted on 11/24/2003 6:47:31 PM PST by martin_fierro (_____oooo_(_°_¿_°_)_oooo_____)
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Office manager Jean said: "I looked at him in the face and said: "How would you like to walk around on the verge of an orgasm every second?"

I imagine I'd look...

...tired.

18 posted on 11/24/2003 6:50:30 PM PST by martin_fierro (_____oooo_(_°_¿_°_)_oooo_____)
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19 posted on 11/24/2003 6:54:24 PM PST by martin_fierro (_____oooo_(_°_¿_°_)_oooo_____)
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I wonder how much water she has to drink.
26 posted on 11/24/2003 7:18:28 PM PST by Moonman62
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Headboards -R - Us,
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28 posted on 11/24/2003 7:21:46 PM PST by herewego
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I don't think its so rare.
30 posted on 11/24/2003 7:22:48 PM PST by mlmr (Only 27 more shopping days until Christmas!!)
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Let me be the first to say:

"It's Bush's fault."

34 posted on 11/24/2003 7:34:59 PM PST by eddie willers
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Dozens of women are suffering from a condition that makes them have hundreds of orgasms every day.

...and I barely have time to post anymore... It's horrible. I hope someone finds a cure, and fast.

38 posted on 11/24/2003 8:16:22 PM PST by Chad Fairbanks (All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.)
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Problems, problems....ROFL. I can sure think of worse fates.
43 posted on 11/24/2003 11:43:39 PM PST by ETERNAL WARMING
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Women plagued by 200 orgasms a day

And they call this a plague? A plague is pestilence, or locusts, or fire from the sky, this is not a plague, it's more of an amusing afternoon.

44 posted on 11/25/2003 6:21:48 AM PST by NeoCaveman (yadda yadda yadda)
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her gynaecologist he said:"You're every man's dream."

Huh?Why? Isn't this happening without a man?

45 posted on 11/25/2003 6:32:12 AM PST by shiva
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The L.A. Times reported some years ago that scientists had developed a drug which could give a woman an orgasm even if the nerves to the genitalia had been severed.

I wrote a brief letter to the editor (unaccountably not printed): "New Hope for Hillary."

--Boris

46 posted on 11/25/2003 6:37:51 AM PST by boris (The deadliest Weapon of Mass Destruction in History is a Leftist With a Word Processor)
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You mean someone has actually perfected the:

ORGASMATRON?

48 posted on 11/25/2003 6:51:06 AM PST by Johnny Gage (The Floggings will continue, until morale improves!)
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There are rare gentlemen who suffer from a similar ailment. For example:

A man went into a local pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman behind the counter informed him that she was the pharmacist. She told the man that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no male pharmacists employed there. She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with, as she had been a licensed pharmacist for many years.

The man shrugged his shoulders and agreed to share his problem. "Okay," said the man, "but this is a bit embarrassing for me. I have a permanent erection, which causes me lots of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"

The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store and $3,000 a month in living expenses."
50 posted on 11/25/2003 7:00:11 AM PST by VRWCmember (We apologise for the fault in the taglines. Those responsible have been sacked.)
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