Women plagued by 200 orgasms a day

Ananova ^ | Tuesday 18th November 2003

[M. Peach]

Dozens of women are suffering from a condition that makes them have hundreds of orgasms every day.

Researchers have identified the condition as persistent sexual arousal syndrome.

American sufferer Jean Lund, 51, told The Sun that when she told her gynaecologist he said: "You're every man's dream."

Office manager Jean said: "I looked at him in the face and said: "How would you like to walk around on the verge of an orgasm every second?" And he shut up."

Ten victims of the rare condition have been documented by Boston University's Institute of Sexual Medicine.

Another expert in New Jersey, claims to have found 40 more cases worldwide.

[martin_fierro]

Oh, my. That's salty. <|:)~

[M. Peach]

Hot sweaty elevator smells different to a midget.

[ETERNAL WARMING]

Problems, problems....ROFL. I can sure think of worse fates.

[NeoCaveman]

Women plagued by 200 orgasms a day

And they call this a plague? A plague is pestilence, or locusts, or fire from the sky, this is not a plague, it's more of an amusing afternoon.

[shiva]

her gynaecologist he said:"You're every man's dream."

Huh?Why? Isn't this happening without a man?

[boris]

The L.A. Times reported some years ago that scientists had developed a drug which could give a woman an orgasm even if the nerves to the genitalia had been severed.

I wrote a brief letter to the editor (unaccountably not printed): "New Hope for Hillary."

--Boris

[HairOfTheDog]

It's actually kind of nice.

But you would never get a dang thing done.

[Johnny Gage]

You mean someone has actually perfected the:

ORGASMATRON?

[VRWCmember]

The original picture looked more like the Lubener character; I can't remember her first name, but I remember bill murray as her nerdy boyfriend always said "Hello, Mrs. Lubener," to her mother.)

[VRWCmember]

There are rare gentlemen who suffer from a similar ailment. For example:

A man went into a local pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman behind the counter informed him that she was the pharmacist. She told the man that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no male pharmacists employed there. She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with, as she had been a licensed pharmacist for many years.

The man shrugged his shoulders and agreed to share his problem. "Okay," said the man, "but this is a bit embarrassing for me. I have a permanent erection, which causes me lots of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"

The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store and $3,000 a month in living expenses."

[boris]

There was an article--I cannot find it in any news archives--about a woman who fainted whenever she heard the word, "sex". A man who lived in her apartment building found out about this and waited until she entered an elevator. He uttered the Word and then raped her.

The (somewhat) amusing part is that during the trial, she repeatedly fainted (did I mention that the word, "rape" did it too?) causing the proceedings to slow to a crawl. One of the lawyers asked, "How can we conduct a trial if the plaintiff keeps fainting?!?" or something like that.

This was several years ago (~10?) and was reported in local papers. Anyone have a source?

--Boris

[boris]

Some People Will Try Anything

by Rebecca Kolberg, UPI Science Writer

June 3, 1988 (UPI)

WASHINGTON (UPI)--Doctors warned Friday of a potentially dangerous new method of cocaine abuse--injecting the drug directly into the urinary tract--a practice that led to complications costing one man his penis, nine of his fingers and parts of his legs.

In a letter to the Journal of the American Medical Association, physicians from New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center report the case of a 34-year-old man who suffered severe bleeding under the skin after he pumped cocaine into the urethra of his penis.

Despite intensive medical treatment, doctors were forced to amputate the man's legs above the knee and all but one of his fingers. The patient's penis fell off by itself, doctors said.

``They (cocaine users) fill an eye dropper or a syringe with the needle taken off with a coke solution and inject the solution into the penis,'' said Dr. Samuel Perry, one of the letter's co-authors.

Perry said the man was admitted to a New York hospital for a problem with his penis, which had remained erect for three days resulting in a painful inability to urinate. The man told doctors that in the weeks before his hospitalization, he had occasionally injected cocaine into his penis before intercourse in an effort to enhance sexual performance.

On his third day in the hospital, the man's erection suddenly went down, but blood leaked into the tissues and coagulated under the skin of his feet, hands, genitals, back and chest over the next 12 hours.

The blood coagulation caused the skin, muscle and other tissue to die over large areas of the patient's body, and he was transferred to the burn unit of New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center. There dead skin and tissue was removed and amputations were performed to stop the spread of gangrene. The man is currently recovering in a rehabilitation facility.

Perry said the severe problem with blood coagulation may have been caused by the prolonged erection, which is called priapism. ``But more likely it was caused by cocaine or impurities in the cocaine,'' he said.

In the past, drug abuse treatment experts have reported men putting cocaine powder on the surface of the penis in an effort to halt premature ejacuation or otherwise improve sexual sensations. Women also sometimes try to enhance sexual pleasure by rubbing cocaine powder on their genital organs.

Perry, who is a professor of clinical psychiatry, said men who inject cocaine into the penis ``report that it gives them a real sexual high,'' but he said it is not known if the sensation is more intense than that produced by snorting cocaine or injecting the narcotic elsewhere in the body.

``We report this case to alert clinicians to this new method of cocaine abuse and to describe its rare and previously unreported complications,'' the doctors wrote.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

The original picture looked more like the Lubener character; I can't remember her first name,

              

Lisa Lubener    Roseann Roseanna Danna     Emily Litella

[BenLurkin]

Wife who leave husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.

[NeoCaveman]

I think we've found a new spokeswoman for the Select Comfort Sleep Number Bed....

[cyborg]

further proving that the official bed of the conservative movement can take a rigorous pounding and still be useful. I question the strength of the liberal bed of choice which isn't a bed but a futon.

[NeoCaveman]

No wonder liberals have so few children....They sleep on inferior beds.

[M. Peach]

Man who go to bed with sex problem on mind wind up with solution on hand...