Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 14

[Darksheare]

That they are.
She's grinning and conspiring, and I have no idea what about.
This may prove to be a bad thing.
I'll know if it is or isn't about the same time I get asked to throw a person sized duffel bag over someone.

[Darkchylde]

I'm not dangerous....

'twas breakfast for the slothy gnome
who mumbled & gurgled on some brains
all flimsy were the garlic cloves &
the bathrobes outcame....

"Becare the Jagger Talk, long Jon
the gummsy mite, his lips do flap!
Becare the ju-ju bees, and run
from the numerous bands you watch!"

Be shook by whirlpool tubs with hands
Wrong time for madness so he thought.
so wrestled he with yard gnomes, three
and fumed awhile distraught

As by the gimpish ref he stood
the Jagger Talk, all lips & novocaine,
came slobbering in his tulle gray suit.
And drooled as he came.

Who knew?! Who knew?! It was only you?
the portal gave my knickers back!
I left my bed and on my sled
I crashed into a smokestack,

and blasted the face of Jagger Talk.
His flailing lips, oh boy, oh boy.
Augh, frightening play! Too few! More hay!
He curdled at the ploy

'twas breakfast for the slothy gnome
who mumbled & gurgled on some brains
all flimsy were the garlic cloves &
the bathrobes outcame....

[Professional Engineer]

This is my kid sister. I'd say she's dangerous:

[Darkchylde]

I don't have any weaponry.
My brother would probably
tell you I don't need any.

[Darksheare]

Oh no, you're not dangerous.
(Pronouned Dang -er- us)
Just because you traffic and trade in minions..

[Darksheare]

She's 5'1" or so, isn't she?
Yup, she's dangerous.
People shorter than I are usually MEANER than I.

[Darksheare]

You?
Need weaponry?
*cough*
Just do one of those stilleto finger pressure point holds of yours and the victim is in excruciating pain..

[Darkchylde]

I know nothing! Nothing tra-la-la!
I deny all knowledge of any beings
wedged into closets or other spaces.

[Professional Engineer]

Yep. Prolly 98 lbs dripping wet.

[Darksheare]

Closet?
THAT'S where that horrible pathetic pitiful whining and moaning is coming from?

[Darksheare]

*shudders*
Should I EVER end up single again, remind me NOT to accept a date setup by you.

[Darkchylde]

No..... no, of course not.
*eyes shift left, right*

[Professional Engineer]

She got married last SEP also. Making the first time all three of us have been hitched at the same time.



BTW I have two younger sisters.

[Professional Engineer]

Don't Fear the Reaper, Closet?

[Darksheare]

I still won't accept being setup on a date should circumstances end up like that.
*chuckle*

[Darksheare]

Hmm.. so the sounds AREN'T coming from the closet..
OR the footlocker.
Hmm..

Fear the closet?
Naaah.
Just because there's spiders and torture implements in there doesn't mean there's reason to fear..

[Darkchylde]

Both my brothers are married.
That makes me the odd 'man' out.
Perpetually single, they don't help either.

[Professional Engineer]

Time for a shotgun wedding maybe?

Three shotguns required. One for each brother, and one for the betrothed.

[Pippin]

GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYBODY!!!!

I'm BAAAAAACK!

TRALALALA!

But not for very long, just got bad news and it's getting me down. As a result of this bad news, that computer I was hoping to get in June is out of the question, WAAAAA!

(whining over)

I see we have a few, well one, namechange. HI MEEKIE!

Hope everybody has a GREAT DAY! :O)

[Darkchylde]

My brothers are 10 & 14 years older than I am. So, I'm
still young & for most people my age, marriage is the
last thing on their minds.