Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 14

[Servant of the 9]

Which terrorist organization do we blame for this horrible flu? .....I medicated myself heavily and felt pretty good, so I visited a friend last night --- poor guy.

I don't know the name of the terrorisat organization, but it seems obvious that Valerie is a member.

SO9

[Darksheare]

Wish smeone would ply me with cookies.
Usually I hear "Thwiiip!", feel a light stinging sensation and pass out.
I always wake up somewhere weird afterwards too.
Cookies would be enough to lure me..

[sweetliberty]

Lovely people. Really in the Christmas spirit. You reckon these folks have any idea what Christmas even is? Sounds like the latest class of victims of the public schools.

Man beaten in checkout line dispute (Christmas Eve at WalMart)

[Windshark]

Shhhh....I'm trying to ply Nully with cookies and take advantage of him.

Proof.

Proof positive as to who is the corruptwess of the thread..........not even Nully and Swervie are to be outdone with this one.

Post # will be bookmarked and brought up during further discussions and debates.

:-)

[Servant of the 9]

You have FreepMail

So9

[Windshark]

*Expert Opinion

Do I get points on New Years Day? After all, the dwatted Northern Wolvereenies are playing the Southern California #1 ranked team in the nation....and it's virtually a home game for them.

Give me 8 and I'll bet......

Remember...a true Southerner would do this to keep his honor intact......

[Windshark]

Great idea.....

I'll get this to you tomorrow.

Gotta get going for the evening......

Later.

[restornu]

Neither would I there are alot of amusing folks out there!
I look for the weird and funny so many can have a chuckle or a smile!

[sweetliberty]

It didn't start out this way....it was Swervie's influence. It's had an effect on all of us. Just look at the pictures Val has been posting lately. She even made poor catpuppy gasp. And Nully, well, Nully was already pretty far gone before I even arrived on the thread. And you, you used to be the "nice" one, and now just look at you....carousing all the time, and blaming everybody else.

Swervie, what do you have to say for yourself?

[ValerieUSA]

oops

[restornu]

Good eveing Westy:)

[null and void]

I heard that!

when do we start???

[ValerieUSA]

weird funny and totally gross

[null and void]

Thwiiip!

[sweetliberty]

*Smooch*

[sweetliberty]

Oops! Thought I pinged you to #4509.

[restornu]

Would you like to add this to your spring collection?:)

MASH

[restornu]

weird funny and totally gross

Who the monkey?

[sweetliberty]

Warning: tasteless joke alert.

There were these two queers who wanted to have a baby. Well, obviously queers can't make a baby, so the two guys had their semen mixed together to impregnate a surrogate mother. When the big day arrived, the happy "couple" go down to the nursery to see their baby. The nursery was full of babies, all of them crying....all but one. That one had a big smile on his face. They asked the nurse on duty which one was theirs and when she showed them the happy, smiling baby, they gushed with delight, bragging to each other and to the smirking the nurse who says, "yeah, but you should see him when we take the pacifier out of his *$$."

[catpuppy]

Having listened all autumn as you celebrated the awesome and supreme* skill of the Michiganders, I am certain that you would feel insulted by any offer of points and that you were merely being funny. Therefore, in the interest of friendship, peace and understanding, I will accept Southern Cal and 10 points, but only because I know of your interest in the game.

*witty reference to the Supremes from Motown which is in Michigan, home of the Wolverines