Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 14

[Mo1]

But, Mo, your Mom sounds like mine. She will haunt you and that is a good thing. LOL

Hmmmm a good thing?? ... you don't know my mom *L*

[Conservababe]

Well, Mo, when Moms get to to heaven.....they tend to be less authorative. LOL

[Servant of the 9]

You have more Freepmail kiddo.

SO9

[Mo1]

.....they tend to be less authorative. LOL

Yea .. but they have connections .. I think I need to be afraid .. very very afraid ;0)

[ValerieUSA]

[Mo1]

Well I'm off to bed myself

Sweet Dreams Y'all

[Darksheare]

There's no way I'd EVER snag a knighthood.
*chuckle*
Besides, would it be worth it?

[Darksheare]

Blitzen was only looking for love!

[Darksheare]

Submitted for no approval:
Consider a town infested by little people.
People so small that a border collie towers over them.
If you should see such a place, you know you've crossed into, the Twilight Zone.

They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Well, my friends say my heart was in the right place at least.
The trouble all started when we ran out of things to feed our local DHL delivery man's pet lemon shark 'Mr. Squiggles'.
Did I tell you we'd had an infestation of little people beforehand as well?

"Mr. Matthews didn't even make your evil fish break into a sweat." I said.
"Yeah, he kinda just looked into the water and started sniveling like that one French guy in Paris did when the Germans invaded in WWII." that'd be Bobby Riley our DHL delivery man.
"Hey Bob-o, remember Mr. Debrozac? There never existed a fatter man under a foot tall." Matthew Morgan, the local cable guy.
"Well, I hate to break it to you all, but we are out of things to feed Mr. Squiggles." groans all around as Riley relayed that info.
"There were hundreds of the little suckers just yesterday, how can they all just disappear like that?"
"Aww that sucks."
"Yeah!" and the whole chorus of general agreement and commiseration.
And then I stumbled upon inspiration.
"There's still Mr. Peterson." lightbulbs went on behind eyes and grins all around.
"Yeah, it's.. uh... not like he's gonna get any anytime soon since they have to convert his station wagon into a hatchback if you get my drift."
We did.
Mr. Peterson had lost his legs in a tragic poodle attack a week prior and was rather morose about it.
After all, he wouldn't have lost his legs to Mr. Johnson's poodle if he hadn't have been closeted with Mrs. Johnson at the time.
And he'd even had the guts to try and sue for a dog attack.
I always knew little Mr. Peterson was a flaming liberal.
But now he was suicidal and depressed because he wouldn't be seducing the ladies anytime soon.
I figured that we'd be doing him a service with our plans.
I looked over at the pool and eyed it over.
The hose and BBQ grill were nearby as well.
"Here's what we do, we get him into the pool floating in his little donut ring," there were snickers at this point, "and you guys hide over there. We get some 'romantic music' going, maybe some

distractions. And then you slip Mr. Squiggles into the pool over there."
Before anyone asks, no, there wasn't any chlorine in the pool.

Somehow, my wife heard about part of this plan.
She thought it was great that we were going to try to "cheer up poor Mr Peterson."
She wanted to come along and help cheer him up.
Did I mention that my wife was among little Mr. Peterson's many conquests?
And the evening it went down started smoothly enough.
The music was going and the BBQ grill was on, there was even a poolside TV.
And Mr. Peterson in all his truncated glory morosely floated in the pool on his little inflated donut.
My wife somehow knew something was up.
Maybe it was the giggles in the bushes.
Maybe it was the fact that the 'romantic music' was the Theme from Jaws.
And maybe it was the fact that when the Jaws of Death launched from the water and sucked down little fancy pants I jumped up and yelled, "Yeah! THAT'S the way it is!"
She got up crying and screaming, telling me she hated me.
"You KNEW! How COULD you hurt POOR Mr. Peterson like that?! You're HORRIBLE!"
I almost felt sorry for her.
After all, her lover was now doing laps in the belly of a giant goldfish.
And the best part of it for me was that the little snot didn't suspect a thing right up until the moment that he saw the jaws snap shut around him.
Maybe now Mr. Johnson can have those legs he kept bronzed and stuck on the wall or something.

Oh, by the way, we're out of stuff to feed Mr. Squiggles again.
But we're looking for Juan Smith.
You can't miss him, he's lucky if he breaks a foot tall and he's missing an eye.
If you see him, grab him.
My cat's honor is at stake.

[null and void]

Nonsense.
Lingering in earthly rooms to spy upon and gossip about living relatives and witness their grief and turmoil is not Heaven. Grief is for the living, not for the dead who are washed clean by the blood of Christ. He went to prepare a better place for us.

Still, one may wish to linger a bit, to see loved ones, visit favorite places before moving on.

[grannie9]

Merry Christmas!

[sweetliberty]

Mo, I'm so sorry to hear about your mom. God's peace be with you and yours.

[sweetliberty]

My hard drive got completely nuked by whatever that attack was we had last week. Had it reformatted yesterday but then Cablelynx went down before I had the updates of anything loaded. I tried to get in on dial up last night and couldn't even get a login page to FR or even latest posts. Nothing. I feel like somebody pulled my lifeline. Cablelynx came back up this morning but I am not able to connect. Neither is Budge. We're on the same network. He has a guest who can plug his laptop right into the router and connect with no problem (that's what I'm on at the moment). Meanwhile, the one person who might be able to fix the problem isn't around, so I don't know when I will be back again. Needless to say, I'm not having a good day.

[Mo1]

Blitzen was only looking for love!

In all the wrong places

[Mo1]

Morning Gran and Y'all ..

Just popping in before I have to run to the store ... I had Mike take the girls to see Santa on Monday with instructions of what stores NOT to go near because the girls would sucker him into buying them a toy

Did he listen to me? .. Nooooooooooooooooooooo

And Dana and Jessie ended up getting a couple Toys that Santa was to bring them

MEN!!

I'll be back later

[grannie9]

Hi guys... I've been playing cards with Fluffy.. He beat the heck out of me at 500 Rummy, but I just hammered him at Phase 10.

It is NOT over!!! ;) I'll not let him up for air now..

Glad to see things are quiet country wise.

Mo.. you made a biiiiiiig mistake letting MIke take the kids shopping..

Libby, I hope you're up and at em soon.

Sunday... I'll deal with you later :(

All the rest of you have a Merry, Merry Christmas..

I'll be checking in, and watching you, so be good...

Mrs. Clause..

[ValerieUSA]

Oh? There was a virus that got you? Something destroyed my laptop, too. I cannot load windows on it at all. It stops early in the process at windows/system32/l_intl.nls which is missing or corrupt. I cannot reload windows with the recovery disks because my CD-rom drive is broken.

[Servant of the 9]

All Flights from France cancelled
for Security Rreasons
Breaking!!

So9

[Servant of the 9]

A Feelgood Story

No, not that kind of Feel Good.

So9

[ValerieUSA]

gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ... I shut down this computer before I went to bed last night -- someone started it up again and went to porn and drug sites for a couple of hours and downloaded programs and just pissed me off ---of course both of my kids deny it.