Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 14

Posted on 11/23/2003 7:50:33 AM PST by Mo1



TOPICS: Dimensional Doorway; Freeoples
KEYWORDS: dimensionaldoors; freeoples
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 2,241-2,2602,261-2,2802,281-2,300 ... 10,201-10,204 next last
To: westmex
Heck there are folks out here who call the cops if they see a kid carrying a baseball bat down the street.....,

There was a kid here is philly a few years back that got his brains beat with a baseball bat.

IMO .. one needs to use common sense ...

If it's a few kids heading to the park .. leave it alone

If it's a few kids chasing other kids .. call the cops because they are up to no good

2,261 posted on 12/08/2003 11:11:34 PM PST by Mo1 (House Work, If you do it right , will kill you!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2204 | View Replies]

To: westmex
Expecting a flood your way West?
2,262 posted on 12/08/2003 11:15:06 PM PST by Mo1 (House Work, If you do it right , will kill you!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2228 | View Replies]

To: restornu
I guess someone peed on your foot again!:)

FOFL!

2,263 posted on 12/08/2003 11:16:40 PM PST by Mo1 (House Work, If you do it right , will kill you!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2236 | View Replies]

To: Conservababe
I can cook, but I can't bake worth a tiddly pooh. My kids used to beg me NOT to bake their birthday cakes. LOL

Oh come on Babe .. there is always the box cake kind

It's the homemade from scratch stuff, that I always have a problem with

2,264 posted on 12/08/2003 11:19:24 PM PST by Mo1 (House Work, If you do it right , will kill you!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2245 | View Replies]

To: westmex
Sweet Dreams West and I don't think I'm bent
2,265 posted on 12/08/2003 11:20:27 PM PST by Mo1 (House Work, If you do it right , will kill you!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2247 | View Replies]

To: Mo1
OMG, he is just, like, SO gay.
*Shocked enough to lapse into Valley speak*
2,266 posted on 12/09/2003 5:23:35 AM PST by Darksheare ("We're Wombat Artillery! We go anywhere, dig wherever we want, and we look cute & fuzzy too!")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2250 | View Replies]

To: restornu
Giant guinea pig terrorizes farming town, devours crops, and squeaks at cattle, film at 11!!
2,267 posted on 12/09/2003 5:27:27 AM PST by Darksheare ("We're Wombat Artillery! We go anywhere, dig wherever we want, and we look cute & fuzzy too!")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2223 | View Replies]

To: westmex
Nice pic westy.
Thanks!
2,268 posted on 12/09/2003 5:28:19 AM PST by Darksheare ("We're Wombat Artillery! We go anywhere, dig wherever we want, and we look cute & fuzzy too!")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2247 | View Replies]

To: restornu
What the headline said: "Freakish storm hits Southern California"
What I read: "Freaks Storm and Hit Southern California"
2,269 posted on 12/09/2003 5:29:22 AM PST by Darksheare ("We're Wombat Artillery! We go anywhere, dig wherever we want, and we look cute & fuzzy too!")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2248 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare; westmex

Cowlitz River, Washington

Good Morning


2,270 posted on 12/09/2003 5:43:05 AM PST by ValerieUSA
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2269 | View Replies]

To: ValerieUSA
They dipped their paddles stealthily into the water.
The fog was lifting, cutting their advantage in stealth severely.
With any luck, they'd pull close to their quarry in just a few seconds and..
"Away Borders!" yelled the tallest of the small advance group as they pulled alongside the canoeing campers.
"Who ARE you people?!" screamed the woman in the canoe, her man-friend ineffectually sitting slack jawed and helpless in all his metrosexual glory.
the mosquitos were eating him alive and any distraction was a good distracton.
Even if it did come from a groups of camo'd men climbing aboard his canoe and..
"Hey! That's MY beer!"
"Too bad poofy, it's ours now!" and with that vicious laugh the freebooters grabbed poofyguy's paddle and threw it to the salmon.
"Go fetch!"
For his credit, the poofy Metro-boy jumped into the water with a splash and was instantly set upon by hungry spawning salmon.
His amozonian borderline butch lesbian girlfriend had come to her senses during the raid and was now attempting to do a Ben-Hur style ramming attack on the closest of the pirate canoes.
"Ar!" all eyes were on her as she made a glancing blow to the side of the pirate canoe 'Singing Salmon'.
"Keel haul her!"
2,271 posted on 12/09/2003 5:51:24 AM PST by Darksheare ("We're Wombat Artillery! We go anywhere, dig wherever we want, and we look cute & fuzzy too!")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2270 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare
OK... back in the closet.. Come on now...in, in, in.. good boy...

Sheeeeesh.. who let you out again?
2,272 posted on 12/09/2003 6:04:17 AM PST by grannie9
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2271 | View Replies]

To: grannie9
Umm...
I dunno, they kinda snockered and ran before I got the door open.
2,273 posted on 12/09/2003 6:12:50 AM PST by Darksheare ("We're Wombat Artillery! We go anywhere, dig wherever we want, and we look cute & fuzzy too!")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2272 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare
The rugged Northwest outdoors is no place for a metroboy - why, most wilderness areas still don't have shopping malls yet. You have to stay in the city to find an Eddie Bauer store.
2,274 posted on 12/09/2003 6:52:17 AM PST by ValerieUSA
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2271 | View Replies]

To: ValerieUSA
*chuckle*
That's why he had the butch girl with him.
To protect him from the chiggers..
And the wild Beer Pirates of the canoe!
2,275 posted on 12/09/2003 7:07:38 AM PST by Darksheare ("We're Wombat Artillery! We go anywhere, dig wherever we want, and we look cute & fuzzy too!")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2274 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare
If he's stayed home he would have been beer'd in the den...
2,276 posted on 12/09/2003 8:22:58 AM PST by null and void (tag - you're it...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2275 | View Replies]

To: null and void
More likely Butch'd.
"Come here little man!"
*chuckle*
2,277 posted on 12/09/2003 8:47:16 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm experiencing a negative reality inversion.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2276 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare
But then it wouldn't have been a pun on 'bearded in the den', would it?
2,278 posted on 12/09/2003 8:56:44 AM PST by null and void (tag - you're it...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2277 | View Replies]

To: null and void
Al Gore shows his true colors
Endorses Dean.

So9

2,279 posted on 12/09/2003 8:58:50 AM PST by Servant of the 9 (Effing the Ineffable.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2276 | View Replies]

To: null and void
Well, depened on what she does.
2,280 posted on 12/09/2003 9:04:22 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm experiencing a negative reality inversion.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2278 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 2,241-2,2602,261-2,2802,281-2,300 ... 10,201-10,204 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson