Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 14

[westmex]

Don't Throw Trash...oh

.....Westy......

[Canadian Outrage]

Whoa that's one big tree!!

[westmex]

I'll quit for now and take a nap....Yeah, that's a good idea....lol

.....Westy.....

[Canadian Outrage]

Is that what that says? LOL

[Darksheare]

Hmm..
But there aren't any tires there!

[restornu]

Now we know where you been all after noon!:)

[grannie9]

Ohhh... Resty.. and I missed my nap today. That darned Westy stole mine and won't give it back... ;)

[Darksheare]

You can take mine, I don't use it.

[ValerieUSA]

Check his napsack.

[Darksheare]

Front right deep pocket.

[null and void]

News Flash: Terrorists Nabbed at JFK

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, protractor, setsquare, sliderule, and calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like "x" and "y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

"As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides to every triangle," Ashcroft declared.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

"I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence," the President said, adding: "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our point, and draw the line."

President Bush warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of vertex."

Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertainty of: though they continue to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around their necks."

[restornu]

Westy has been to a strange building with a long awing!

They do exchanges there!

[Darksheare]

Algea bras worry me..

[celtic gal]

Mo, Only dull women have immaculate houses. you are anything but dull so don't let the housework kill you...:)

[westmex]

Is that what that says? LOL

The meaning is 'Do Not Litter'......

.....Westy.....

[Canadian Outrage]

ROFLMBO!! For a minute I thought it was a real alert.!

[Canadian Outrage]

I think they don't obey their own signs!

[Canadian Outrage]

Hi CG - I'm happy to hear that Missie is still hanging in. It's your TLC I'm sure.

[restornu]

Speical Deliver for VAL!

[Mo1]

Today the generaltion of the 70's fall apart over the least challenge.

Well. I live in a townhouse development and basically my front yard is a parking lot .. which means that whatever snow that is in the street has to be picked up and moved to the little front lawn that we have ..

After a while, that snow becomes a mountain and it's tend to be hard to throw the snow up the mountain .. especial when the snow is the heavy wet stuff

Then there is the fact that a number of older folks live here and they can't shovel the snow .. so we and a few other neighbors dig them out also

And that is way my back is killing me .. I should be in traction for about a week .. LOL