Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 14

[Servant of the 9]

Ugh. Hillary, ......... Honestly wish she'd suffer from demonic bowel possession and stay in some latrine in some fourthworld country and leave the rest of us alone.

Isn't that caused by using rancid Gerbils or something?

So9

[sweetliberty]

"Since when did CRIMINAL suspects have the right to STOP and investigation?"

Those are such great pictures.

[Darksheare]

I think so.
Not sure, gotta ask Richie Gere about it.
But Hillary should get it somehow sometime, right?

[sweetliberty]

"I think the cat is stuffed."

"We just had turkey..."

Where's your sense of adventure Nully. I know it isn't because you're concerned about people thinking you're a bit odd.

[Darksheare]

Well.. he could end up stuck in some weirdo dimension where there's only bull-like frogs, or frog-like bulls, and have that as the only thing to eat.
Along with floating blinking eyes that follow you around blinking and bleeking at you.

Umm.. no.
The inside of my head would NOT be a neat place to visit.

[Canadian Outrage]

LOL - Westy the cheeks of that critter remind me of my sister-in law!! UGH!

[grannie9]

Afternoon Mo.. I think scrubbing the floors could make the girls feel "really thankful" that they don't have to do it more often..;)

Getting ready to take an apple pie out of the oven.. Left mine over to the Thanksgiving dinner house. I'm doing a full fledged Turkey dinner myself tomorrow.. Just a 13 pounder, but it's plenty big for us.

I had to make my pie in a layer cake pan. I only have one pie plate and it's not here.. urgh.. Didn't remember that until I got all the apples peeled..

Poor Al.. now he's going to run out and find me a big roasting pan, because I didn't have one of those either.. lol. OMG.. I had a pyrex, but I won't be able to make my gravy in the same roaster.. Fussy old phart, ain't I? ;)

[Servant of the 9]

Westy the cheeks of that critter remind me of my sister-in law!! UGH!

From which end?

So9

[sweetliberty]

Hi Lynn. How goes it?

I am rather enjoying the holiday at the moment, sitting around drinking blue thingies and fixin' to go have supper with a couple of Kentucky FReepers. If y'all hurry you can join us!

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[Canadian Outrage]

Are entering into the ole diet roller coaster Val? Did you ever see that guy that lost mega pounds eating Subway subs for 6 months? Incredible actually. I remember the before and after pictures and he looked like a different guy. Was quite good looking really. Apparently their subs only have 6gms of fat each!

[Darksheare]

That looks suspiciously like a Vulcan Mind Probe drink.

[Canadian Outrage]

OMG - I want to pet that cat!! That is a fabulous picture Gran. You and Val ought to go into business. You both take tremendous pictures.

[Canadian Outrage]

What a great thought!! We could lock Hellary in a Loo somewhere HORRIBLE and then lose the key and forget her!!

[NoCmpromiz]

Someplace horrible? How about locking The Beast and The Bill in the same room together... Sort of a mutual punishment, poetical even.

(Throw in a pot of Darksheare's Death Sludge, er, coffee... and make it a pay toilet with a broken pay slot...)

[Darksheare]

My father claims he doesn't like my coffee, however, even he isn't above using it to torment others.
(He will drink the hideous stuff, but it doesn't age well in the pot.)

Dad, the trick is to give Hellary a case of Demonic Bowel Possession and have her stuck in some fourthworld country somewhere.
*chuckle*
Will my coffee help contribute to this expected outcome?

[lodwick]

High on the list of the world's crazier events is the Montana Testicle Festival held in Rock Creek Lodge just outside of Clinton, Montana every fall.
From it's humble beginnings a little over two decades ago, the Montana Testicle Festival now attracts in the region of 10,000 revellers from all walks of life for the five days of festivities.

There's live music, the Testy Festy Awards, bullshit bingo, body painting, a wet t-shirt competition, a hairy chest contest, loads to drink and of course - more testys than you can poke a stick at.

On the topic of testicles and why, Rod Lincoln, the creator of the Montana Testicle Festival has been quoted as saying, "it's the waste not, want not" tradition of Montana and, besides, many of the world's cultures consider testicles a delicacy. For the health conscious, he adds that "they're 70 percent or more protein, and, obviously, they're boneless.

So if you've got a few days to kill in September why not drop in on Rod and his friends in Montana. Tickets are a steal at only a tenner for the entire five days of festivities and chances are, you'll have a ball!

[Servant of the 9]

I am rather enjoying the holiday at the moment, sitting around drinking blue thingies and fixin' to go have supper with a couple of Kentucky FReepers.

About 3 of those 'Blue Thingies", and you'll be standing on the bar showing everyone you thingies aren't really blue.

So9

[restornu]

[null and void]

I had Thanksgiving dinner with my folks. They have no sense of adventure, or cats...

[Darksheare]

*Shrieks falsetto*
Uh-huh.
Testicle festival.. *groans*
Egads, what will they come up with next?