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The Guild 10-31-2003 Happy Halloween!

Posted on 10/31/2003 4:31:35 AM PST by BigWaveBetty



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In the 'too good to be true but really it is' file...

PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (Reuters) -- A man described by authorities as a known sexual predator was chased through the streets of South Philadelphia by an angry crowd of Catholic high school girls, who kicked and punched him after he was tackled by neighbors, police said Friday.

The girls came and started kicking him and punching him, so I wasn't going to stop them. -- Robert Lemons, neighbor

Rudy Susanto, 25, who had exposed himself to teen-age girls on as many as seven occasions outside St. Maria Goretti School, struck again on Thursday just as students were being dismissed, police said.

But this time, a group of girls in school uniforms angrily confronted Susanto with help from some neighbors, police said.

When Susanto tried to run, more than 20 girls chased him down the block. Two men from the neighborhood caught him and the girls took their revenge.

"The girls came and started kicking him and punching him, so I wasn't going to stop them," neighbor Robert Lemons told The Philadelphia Inquirer.

Susanto was later treated for injuries at a local hospital. Police said he would be charged with 14 criminal counts including harassment, disorderly conduct, open lewdness and corrupting the morals of a minor. Thread

61 posted on 11/01/2003 6:25:34 AM PST by BigWaveBetty
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Transcript of DOD briefing 10/30/2003:

SEC. RUMSFELD: Good afternoon. General Myers is not here, as you may have noticed. My friend is meeting with the chief of the armed services of Spain at the present time.

The task in Iraq remains difficult and dangerous. But as Jerry Bremer and John Abizaid, who were here, have said, there has been progress across a range of coalition activities over the past six months.

Our plan called for the establishment of an Iraqi cabinet of ministers, and the coalition did it in four months. It took 14 months in post-war Germany.

The plan called for the establishment of an independent Iraqi central bank. The coalition did it in two months. It took three years in post-war Germany.

Our plan called for the establishment of a new Iraqi currency. The coalition announced a new currency in two months, and begin circulating new Iraqi dinars in five months. It took three years in post-war Germany.

The plan called for the establishment of a new Iraqi police force. The coalition accomplished it in two months. It took 14 months in post-war Germany.

The plan called for the establishment of a new Iraqi army. The coalition began training within three months, and the first battalion had completed training in less than five months. It took 10 years in post- war Germany.

In less than six months, we've gone from zero Iraqis providing security to their country -- you don't have that chart; there it is -- to close to 100,000 Iraqis currently under arms. Indeed, the progress has been so swift that Iraq is already the second largest of the security forces in the coalition. It will not be long before they will be the largest and outnumber the U.S. forces, and it shouldn't be too long thereafter that they will outnumber all coalition forces combined. Continued

62 posted on 11/01/2003 6:42:24 AM PST by BigWaveBetty
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To: BigWaveBetty
'Twill be interesting how the press reports on this Rummy press conference.

They will find a way to twist it, I'm sure.

I'm off in search of the Baby Bath.
63 posted on 11/01/2003 7:08:24 AM PST by Iowa Granny
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To: BigWaveBetty
Don't mess with those Philly gals.
64 posted on 11/01/2003 7:09:43 AM PST by lodwick (Wake up, America!)
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To: Iowa Granny
They will find a way to twist it, I'm sure.

Haven't seen a report yet, they're prolly still tweaking the twisting.

65 posted on 11/01/2003 7:55:07 AM PST by BigWaveBetty
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To: lodwick
Oh no...your favorite candidate for the California recall, Ms. Mary Carey, is going to cash in on her experience. I am shocked...California's gubernatorial election goes porno

From the link;" One of the candidates in the gubernatorial race, adult actress Mary Carey, is poised to begin shooting a sexy behind-the-scenes view of the campaign that will co-star fellow hopefuls "Ernie Gropenegger" and the state's lieutenant governor "Spooge Cruztamante", producers said Friday.

66 posted on 11/01/2003 8:21:43 AM PST by daisyscarlett
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To: BigWaveBetty; Iowa Granny
Haven't seen a report yet, they're prolly still tweaking the twisting.

They'll act as if the whole thing is a computer game and should have been programed and formatted in a week.

67 posted on 11/01/2003 8:30:51 AM PST by MaeWest (....and Gore invented computer games, ya know.)
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To: Iowa Granny
Here is a report of John Kerry's bagging two pheasants....Wonder what he did with those birds? Do you suppose that Teresa is going to whip up some roast pheasant under glass for them? Here is a recipe for her to try, albeit it might be a bit too ambitious for her, she might have to ask one of her cooks to help, lol.

Roast Pheasants with Chestnut Stuffing and Port and Chestnut Sauce
Those of us who lament the loss of real free-range flavour need look no further than pheasant, one of the finest flavoured game birds. Chestnuts, which have a great affinity with pheasant, thankfully now come ready peeled, which cuts out a lot of tiresome work.
Serves 4
2 pheasants, about 1 lb 14 oz (750 g) each
2 oz (50 g) butter, softened
6 rashers dry-cure streaky bacon, derinded and cut in half salt and freshly milled black pepper
For the chestnut stuffing:
4 oz (110 g) chestnuts from a 200g vacuum pack, roughly chopped (reserve remainder for sauce)
1/2 oz (10 g) butter
1/2 medium onion, finely chopped
3 rashers dry-cure streaky bacon, derinded and chopped
1 heaped tablespoon chopped parsley
2 level teaspoons fresh chopped thyme
4 oz (110 g) pork sausagemeat
pinch ground mace
For the port and chestnut sauce:
3 fl oz (75 ml) ruby port
remainder of chestnuts, halved
1 level tablespoon plain flour
1/2 pint (275 ml) Giblet Stock (click here for recipe) or use 1 x 284 ml carton chicken stock
You will also need a roasting tin 10 x 14 inches (22.5 x 35 cm) and some foil.
Pre-heat oven to gas mark 6, 400°F (200°C).

Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., left, waves to Winston Reitan, of Collins, Iowa, during a visit to the Country House cafe, Friday, Oct. 31, 2003, in Colo, Iowa. (AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)

68 posted on 11/01/2003 8:48:58 AM PST by daisyscarlett
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To: daisyscarlett
Good morning and thanks for the informative link there.
69 posted on 11/01/2003 8:52:05 AM PST by lodwick (Wake up, America!)
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To: daisyscarlett
John, you're two feet from the fellas - put your stupid hand down...you think they don't see you, the camera crew, etc.?

Get out of IG's state.

Those grain fed pheasants are some tasty eating, DS.

Cheers.
70 posted on 11/01/2003 8:56:20 AM PST by lodwick (Wake up, America!)
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To: MaeWest
I have dubbed the whiners sometime ago as, "Whaaaaaaa!" "I have to wait 4 WHOLE MINUTES for my pop corn to finish popping in the micro-wave?!"
71 posted on 11/01/2003 9:03:08 AM PST by BigWaveBetty
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Elmer Fudd is loose in the woods, keep your heads down.

I wonder how much styling time was required to achieve the chia pet look?

72 posted on 11/01/2003 9:07:03 AM PST by pubmom
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To: pubmom; Hillary's Lovely Legs

Looks like the dog is very smart.

Dog think: Kerry's shooting that way, I'll high tail it thisa way!


73 posted on 11/01/2003 9:28:28 AM PST by BigWaveBetty
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To: pubmom; daisyscarlett; Timeout
I'm still admiring Kerry's hair or Davy Crockett hat or whatever the heck that bird's nest is. I just love the notion of a Beacon Hill liberal going hunting. Does he apologize to the bird after he pulls the trigger? Does he send PETA a check for every pheasant he (supposedly) bags? Does Teresa rummage through the larder for some of that canned Heinz pheasant gravy (what?!? They don't make that?)

Speaking of fine cuisine, we were offered baked beans for breakfast last year in London. Of course, we declined. After a couple days of those massive, artery-clogging English breakfasts, I was desperate for a piece of fruit or cup of yogurt.

74 posted on 11/01/2003 9:34:52 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: BigWaveBetty
Kerry's dog overheard muttering to himself, "What an idiot!"
75 posted on 11/01/2003 9:35:36 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: mountaineer
I wonder if he bothered to get a license?

Baked Beans for breakfast? yikes.
76 posted on 11/01/2003 9:48:41 AM PST by lodwick (Wake up, America!)
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To: All
Oh please. Andrea Peyser writes that the real reason Rosie O'Donut's former publisher has sued her is that she's a lesbian, column here

The Daily News reports, however:

Rosie O'Donnell Don't mess with Rosie - if you know what's good for you. That was the clear impression the first editor of Rosie O'Donnell's self-titled magazine had of the former talk show host. "I did feel that if I disagreed with Rosie too much, that would jeopardize my job," said former Rosie editor-in-chief Cathy Cavender. "She was my boss."

.... But by June 2002, Cavender said, O'Donnell had sent her an E-mail saying she was unhappy with the magazine and wanted it to be "edgier." .... That E-mail concerned Cavender because it suggested an article by convicted killer Lyle Menendez, a cover photo of Mike Tyson and his baby, an interview with accused killer Robert Blake and a cover story on Boy George.

At the same time, she said, Gruner + Jahr was complaining that the magazine was already too edgy, and its chief executive officer suggested making it more like People magazine. link to story

---------------

The problem is that Rosie didn't know squat about what sells, but you can guess that her all-female readership wouldn't have gone wild over murderers and wife beaters.

77 posted on 11/01/2003 9:49:00 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: mountaineer; All
THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 40!

1. Kidnappers are not interested in you

2. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

3. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

4. You can live without sex but not without your glasses.

5. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize.

6. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

7. You sing along with elevator music.

8. Your health plan is beginning to pay off.

9. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather
service.

10. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember
them

either.

11. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
78 posted on 11/01/2003 2:59:31 PM PST by lodwick (Wake up, America!)
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To: *The GUILD
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER

1. Sag, you're it.

2. Pin the toupee on the bald guy.

3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.

4. Kick the bucket.

5. Red rover, Red rover, the nurse says bend over.

6. Doc Goose.

7. Simon says something incoherent.

8. Hide and go Pee.

9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta

10. Musical recliners.


SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE.

1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

2. Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you
to heat the family room this winter.

3. Rather than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him.

4. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.

5. You change your underwear after every sneeze.

6. You're on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie troop on a field
trip to "Chippendales".
79 posted on 11/01/2003 3:24:13 PM PST by lodwick (Wake up, America!)
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To: lodwick
ROTFLMBO! I have a friend I must send the menopause one to as soon as she returns from her vacation.:)
80 posted on 11/01/2003 4:12:14 PM PST by pubmom
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