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Kitty Caption is a weekly feature on FR. A little humor using our furry feline friends to brighten the week among all the serious news. Kitty humor threads usually appear on Monday in the General Interest section. We are now up to 100 pingees on the kitty humor list. If you want to join up or have a picture/animation you want considered, please send me Freepmail.
1 posted on 10/27/2003 2:52:47 AM PST by PetroniDE
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To: 4catsinmaryland; abner; Aeronaut; Allegra; alnick; Bahbah; balrog666; Bella_Bru; BlueLancer; ...
Rise/Shine (Meow) Ping.

Left paw, right paw, left foot, OHHH MY BACK.
2 posted on 10/27/2003 2:53:53 AM PST by PetroniDE (Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
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To: PetroniDE
Most of us had one extra hour sleep this weekend, so no excuse for being sluggish out of bed.

Although some of us forgot to set the clock back, and when we got up early Sunday to go to the Festival and checked the weather on the PC and saw 5:39 in the taskbar . . . not that I did that, of course.
15 posted on 10/27/2003 5:48:14 AM PST by Xenalyte (I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
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To: PetroniDE
Hey humans! . . . let's see ya do this stretch!


21 posted on 10/27/2003 7:36:08 AM PST by w_over_w ( . . . continue on next page.)
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To: PetroniDE
I really, really wish I had a scanner. BEANIE is going to be 12 on Friday and she is such a beauty. She's barely 7 pounds and is a black and white DSH. She still looks like a youngster. My favorite thing to nuzzle is her front paws, they're the whitest white and oh so delicate. Oh, well - Happy Birthday old lady! You're my favorite (but don't tell Mickey and the kitten... or the dogs... or the ducks... or the goldfish... )

Beanie's brother Rocky, who never got to go out on his birthday because he was pure black and mysteriously disappeard at age 8 used to love the newspaper. But only when I was reading it. I'd be stretched out on the floor with the paper or a book in front of me and he would plop his 13 pound carcass right in the middle of whichever article I was perusing. Cats are so smart.

22 posted on 10/27/2003 7:38:37 AM PST by YankeeinOkieville
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To: PetroniDE
Do you mean stretch like this?


23 posted on 10/27/2003 7:41:42 AM PST by w_over_w ( . . . continue on next page.)
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To: PetroniDE
I need a nice hot shower before I do any of my stretches . . .


24 posted on 10/27/2003 7:44:05 AM PST by w_over_w ( . . . continue on next page.)
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To: PetroniDE
Is this stretching?


25 posted on 10/27/2003 7:47:30 AM PST by w_over_w ( . . . continue on next page.)
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To: PetroniDE
Umph! . . . ugh! . . . errrr! . . . aiiii!


26 posted on 10/27/2003 7:49:34 AM PST by w_over_w ( . . . continue on next page.)
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To: PetroniDE
. . . and lift and streeeeeetch . . . and lift and . . .


27 posted on 10/27/2003 7:55:38 AM PST by w_over_w ( . . . continue on next page.)
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To: MaggieMay
Meow, meow.
31 posted on 10/27/2003 9:19:27 AM PST by Lucy Lake
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To: PetroniDE
Thanks PetroniDE. One of my other cats plays championship volleyball.





32 posted on 10/27/2003 9:22:18 AM PST by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: All; PetroniDE; MEG33; tiamat; Xenalyte; GodBlessRonaldReagan; w_over_w; kitkat; sciencediet
Maybe you kitty lovers will appreciate this site I discovered recently:

<===== Click, if you dare

40 posted on 10/27/2003 9:51:00 AM PST by Jen (Support our troops! Share the news of our military's successes that the liberal media won't report.)
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To: PetroniDE
The picture I was too stupid to take:

We were having a hard time attracting birds to our back yard, so my husband built a bird feeder station. It had a flat platform with only a typical bird-house front which had a small circle cut out for the birds to feed through.

As soon as he put it up in a tree, I found Kitty lying on the flat platform with her head stuck out through the small hole in the front, all ready for the birds to arrive.

44 posted on 10/27/2003 10:00:49 AM PST by kitkat
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To: PetroniDE
I take it these are not the famous Viking Kitties?
50 posted on 10/27/2003 10:17:13 AM PST by Destructor
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To: PetroniDE
Look at me, look at me, are you lookin'?
60 posted on 10/27/2003 10:45:46 AM PST by SwinneySwitch (Freedom isn't Free - Support the Troops!!)
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To: Bella_Bru
I know a puppy that acts quite a lot like that kitty.

Not that the puppy would ever actually admit to emulating a kitty...
62 posted on 10/27/2003 12:09:15 PM PST by StoneColdGOP (McClintock - In Your Heart, You Know He's Right)
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To: PetroniDE
can you put me on this list?
69 posted on 10/28/2003 1:58:07 PM PST by rface (Ashland, Missouri - Praying for Rush's and Harry's recovery)
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