How Men And Dogs Are Alike

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[Cathryn Crawford]

How Men And Dogs Are Alike

Both take up too much space on the bed.

Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaners.

Both are threatened by their own kind.

Both mark their territory.

Both are suspicious of the postman.

Both are bad at asking you questions.

Both pass gas shamelessly.

Both like dominance games.

Both tend to smell riper with age.

Neither of them tells you what's bothering them.

Neither of them does dishes.

Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.

Neither understands what you see in cats.

The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

[Cathryn Crawford]

My usual technique is to make the second categorg angry enough to go away and leave me alone.

Does it always work?

[GATOR NAVY]

That is a very disturbing picture-funny and spooky at the same time.

[Common Tator]

Does it always work?

I gave up work September 20th 1957.

That was so long ago that work is now a foreign concept to me... could you define the term?

[Cathryn Crawford]

could you define the term?

No, I'm still trying to figure out why you felt compelled to call me a b*tch.

[Dan from Michigan]

Both are threatened by their own kind.

And what do both do when threatened....they kick ass and don't even bother taking names. :)

Both mark their territory.

Hell yeah.

Both are suspicious of the postman.

Naaaah. He's old.

Both like dominance games.

Ain't a game. I am dominant.

Neither of them does dishes.

That's a woman's job.......(ducking)

[Dan from Michigan]

52. You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight.

Nice!!!

[Rudder]

Why did God invent women?

Because sheep can't cook.

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[bellevuesbest]

That's funny, Thanks!

[dixiechick2000]

Looking forward to reading this.

Thanks!