[Paleo Conservative]

Hopefully you're not in Masschussetts.

[bellevuesbest]

I think the Mary Jo part is in real bad taste. Have her come as Hillary, you know, those lovely legs.

[Socratic]

"sayings"

"Ask not what a Kennedy can do for you, ask what you can do for a Kennedy."

[DoctorMichael]

Do you like to live dangerously?

[evad]

She will be blue, especially the lips, have seaweed in her hair and carrying a steering wheel. I am interested in other people's ideas, props, mannerisms, sayings, anything

Extremely poor taste on the Mary Jo thing.

I like the Kennedy part.

[Travis McGee]

Wet life jacket, mask and snorkel, "blow up doll" Mary Joe tied to your back.

[The South Texan]

Don't forget to take a bottle of whisky. Must have some on breath too.

[gieriscm]

How about adding fins, mask, and snorkel... so you can be the "Ted Kennedy Dive Team"...

[Viking2002]

Be sure she has that stiff-jointed, 'Night Of The Living Dead' gait to her. The whole rigor mortis thing going on, ya know? LMAO

[Cosmo]

My wife and I have been instructed by some friends to dress up as Matt Lauer and Katie Couric. I'm not sure how to dress up as matt, but if my wife lets me, I'll dress up as Katie, put a pillow over my butt, get some extra toothy false teeth, put on a sh*t eating grin, and ask stupid questions all night.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

A friend of mine is going as Rush and his maid.

[fqued]

Please don't. this is in very bad taste, and gives a bad name to conservatives. the important issue is that Mary Jo is dead, possibly at the hands of a US senator. slam him all you want, but please don't pull poor Mary Jo into it.
Can you imagine the pain this could bring to her parents and family??

[2timothy3.16]

You have got to wear one of those little spy cameras and show it here on FR. Or atleast a tqpe recorder so that yu can record what they say and then tell us.

[MayflowerMadam]

Can you make a smallish, dripping-wet Oldsmobile to walk around in?

[mhking]

Don't forget a fish in the pocket...

[jws3sticks]

Here is the famous bridge where Teddy showed his real leadership stuff.

Good old pink cheeks. That's not sunburn. It's whiskey and gin burn. I won't post the famous shot of Tubby Teddy on the sailboat, as it makes me puke every time I see it. The great thing about this photograph, it captures three of the greatest Americans of all time (NOT!) Three perfect A$$ Holes, IMHO.

Here are Hill and Teddy, out of costume, following last year's big party.

[Arpege92]

Don't forget the neck brace. I think he was wearing one at Maryjo's funeral.

[Arpege92]

I had friends who had dressed up like Al Sharpton and Tawana Brawley a few years back. It was very funny....my friend who dressed up as Tawana put fake dog crap in her hair.

[prairiebreeze]

A sign that says : Gotoff Scott Free.

Prairie

[Michael.SF.]

Suggestion on Mary Jo:

Instead of the seaweed and steering wheel, dress her as an angel, complete with halo and pale face makeup. Make her appear as a mayrter (sp?) and not just a victim. People will know who she is and it will not be quite as distasteful.