[RikaStrom]

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[RikaStrom]

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[camle]

(Yawn!!!) Whaddup?

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[NeoCaveman]

howdy

[hobbes1]

It should be fairly clear to the naysayers right now, that the Bush Administrations Strategery of letting the democrats speak till they are blue in the face, AND THEN, when their oxygen is exhausted, to give their side without obstruction, will cause the Dumbocrats to have conniptions next November.

[camle]

seems like some Texans are having their own Conniptions with their guv.

[sonsofliberty2000]

Hello! This reminds me of a Bill Cosby joke told much better by him but the gist of it:

Cosby is awakened one morning by his tired wife, who tells him to go down and feed the children breakfast. He eventually does, grumpily, and spies a chocolate cake. His mind goes to the recipe for chocolate cake. There are eggs in chocolate cake. And flour. And milk. There's nutrition in chocolate cake!

So when the kids come down for breakfast, he slices them servings of chocolate cake, and the kids sing his praises, until the mother comes down, who has a conniption and sends Cosby back to bed, "where I wanted to be in the first place."

New on Patriot Paradox: Interview with Lazamataz

[NeoCaveman]

I find Momar Quadaffi's latest conniption fit highly amusing. Arabs are uesless*

Someone get this man his own blog, he's a hoot.

*Legal Disclamer: Momar said it not me.

[xsmommy]

Gay Catholics are having conniptions with the Catholic Church? why bother, they should just go to their spiritual home, the Episcopal church, where they will be welcomed.

[NeoCaveman]

And speaking of conniptions....

Dennis the Menace announced his intent to run for pres. I heard a clip of his speech, some ramblings about the goddess of peace. Too bad the ACLU won't have a conniption over that.

[CSM]

Due to their hideous past even dogs can give Germans coniption fits!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1000836/posts?page=1

[Texan5]

Morning!

In England, a bishop who's gay
Is having a conniption today
Because Sydney's bishop won't buy
That you can sleep with a guy
And still claim to follow God's way.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Controversial three-parent pregnancy revealed

This Brave New World gives me a conniption
They are messing with the blessing of conception
They might use democrats, three
To clone a red-diaper baby
Hill and Reno, and Bill: some prescription

[GmbyMan]

Another Interesting Word!


Hillary Clinton has created a fantastic quandary for voters and candidates for President in Democrat Party. While many feel she harmed herself with the conniption she threw earlier this year regarding the so-called impugning of her patriotism, the release of her opusculum “biography” have sent many Democrat strategists into cerebration over her pending candidacy. Of course, the messy potage facing her comes from the potential fact that President Bush may be unbeatable. As long as that remains likely, I doubt that Queen Hillary will attempt a run. Thank God!

[Robert A Cook PE]

(Pokes head into slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwly loading classroom. Idlely wonders why xsex is coming in slow motions as she passes by, since usually she is always so fast.)

Homework:

The democrats "marketed" Bush's age-old college drinking conviction for several weeks before they could get "somebody" to print it just days before the 2000 election. But once printed (anywhere) they sure raised a conniption conviction fit.

It takes little suspicion to believe that the LA Times conn job by holding Arnold's story until days before the recall was equally planned to create a congription conniption fit in the voters.

(Gee ....... It didn't work. )

[Eala]

Double oxymoron alert, courtesy of upchuck.

[1smallVoice]

I thought it was very amusing to watch the conniptions thrown by the California democrats after Davis lost to Arnold. It will also be amusing to watch as the landslide rolls over the Clintons and their democrat party in 2004, the 'party' will be over, turn out the lights.