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Socialist Candidate Says She Won't Pay Taxes
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 September 2026 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/24/2026 10:32:53 AM PDT by John Semmens

Florida Democratic US Senate nominee Angie Nixon is staunchly against taxes assessed against her. She reasons "I've been a member of the Florida House of Representatives since 2020. That makes me a member of the government. It's the taxpayers' obligation to pay me. I shouldn't have to give any of that money I get back to the treasury. That makes no sense."

She admitted "I have other jobs, but I'm no billionaire. The $270,000 in income I had to report as a political candidate doesn't mean I should have to pay taxes on it. Sen. Bernie Sanders used to complain about millionaires. Now he is a millionaire. He flies around the country on private jets all paid for by someone else. I hope to do that too when I'm a US senator. Most of the members of the US Senate are millionaires and they all get loads of freebies from the taxpayers. It's what they're owed as public servants. I want my share."

"And another thing, I'm still getting dunned for my unpaid $17,000 student loan," she complained. "I already wrote to the student loan folks and told them 'I don't wanna pay it back. Education supposed to be free.' They can't kick me out of the Senate if I don't pay because the laws that normal folks have to obey don't apply to members of Congress. That's the way members of Congress write the laws."

"As a Democratic Socialist I believe that the nation's wealth should be distributed based on need," she asserted. "The folks that have more than they need should have their wealth seized by the government because the government knows best how to share that wealth for the good of everybody. Making all the decisions needed to figure out how to split up the wealth is hard work. Those who have to do this hard work should be paid a fair share, which should take into account how difficult these decisions are. So, naturally, the members of the government will have to get a larger than average share of the wealth. This has always been the way wherever socialism has ruled. The proof that this is good is that more than 99% of the ballots cast in socialist countries support the Party's candidates. It was that way in the Soviet Union. It is that way in Cuba today."

In related news, North Carolina Democrat state legislative candidate Shelly Headen recently took a vacation to Germany. She posted a photo in her Facebook showing her in front of ovens in the Dachau concentration camp memorial. She wrote her own caption: "This is where Trump supporters belong." Modify message


TOPICS: Government; History; Politics
KEYWORDS: angienixon; dachau; florida; satire; shellyheaden

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1 posted on 09/24/2026 10:32:53 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Is it one of them, Yogi?


2 posted on 09/24/2026 10:35:45 AM PDT by Don W (When blacks riot, neighborhoods and cities burn. When whites riot, nations and continents burn)
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To: John Semmens

Ha… ask her how well that worked out for Wesley Snipes and the sovereign citizen movement.


3 posted on 09/24/2026 10:36:30 AM PDT by Skywise
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To: Skywise

Al Sharpton supposedly never paid any in years if I remember right.


4 posted on 09/24/2026 10:42:36 AM PDT by wally_bert (I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure..)
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To: Skywise

Al Sharpton supposedly never paid any in years if I remember right.


5 posted on 09/24/2026 10:42:39 AM PDT by wally_bert (I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure..)
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To: Skywise

Al Sharpton supposedly never paid any in years if I remember right.


6 posted on 09/24/2026 10:42:40 AM PDT by wally_bert (I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure..)
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To: Skywise

I agree just reduce her salary by the amount she would have to pay in taxes and call it good.


7 posted on 09/24/2026 10:43:05 AM PDT by riverrunner
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To: John Semmens

Democratic US Senate nominee Angie Nixon flashes Do You Know Who I are badge snickers ensue.


8 posted on 09/24/2026 10:45:46 AM PDT by Vaduz (NEVER TRUST A DEMOCRAT)
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To: John Semmens

Like a phookin cartoon character.

I don’t want to live in the same country with shiiite like her around.

War is coming.


9 posted on 09/24/2026 10:48:43 AM PDT by Macoozie (Roll MAGA, roll!)
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To: John Semmens

If she doesn’t lose re-election by a landslide this country is in serious trouble.


10 posted on 09/24/2026 11:09:04 AM PDT by ealgeone
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To: John Semmens

Paging all IRS agents.


11 posted on 09/24/2026 11:46:59 AM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
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To: All

A good little socialist shouldn’t be working for a salary anyway.

A good little socialist should be donating her time and labor to society, in return for free food and housing, etc.

Angie once again proves that socialism is for the peasants to try to survive, not the socialists themselves to live under.


12 posted on 09/24/2026 12:08:37 PM PDT by LegendHasIt
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a socialist doesnt want to pay taxes? maybe she doesnt know what socialism means. stupidity is not a handicap in politics


13 posted on 09/24/2026 1:08:36 PM PDT by wafflehouse ("there was a third possibility that we hadn't even counted upon" -Alice's Restaurant Massacree)
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