Posted on 08/12/2026 10:27:13 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
NEW YORK CITY, NY — After rumors circulated that she had split with her boyfriend, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted a video explaining how she had actually frozen him just in case she might still want him in the future.
"I'm doing this to keep my options open," said AOC, happily surveying the block of ice containing ex-boyfriend Riley Roberts. "As a working woman and someone who has given her life to serving the public, I have very little time right now for personal life stuff. In a few years when things calm down, I might want to get back together with him, who knows? This will keep him safe in the meantime."
Roberts will reportedly be held in a freezer for at least the next decade, pending any further decision from AOC on his relational viability. The news was met with applause from the Congresswoman's fan base, who praised her for refusing to choose between work and relationships. "You go, girl! We can have it all. Freeze the patriarchy!" wrote one follower on Instagram.
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Apropos of nothing - AOC is turning into her abuela in front of our eyes. She getting wider and heavier, and she’s not even 40 yet.
The decision to “freeze eggs” is like plastic surgery. In most cases it’s a narcissistic sham and self-deception for women who simply can not admit they are getting older. If you are 37 years old and still want to “live your best life,” you pretend to buy yourself some time by “freezing eggs.”
the Bee is a TREASURE!
Why bother? She already proclaimed that everything will burn at the start of the decade. Unless that was all a lie?
She’ll have him unfroze when she’s 50. He’ll take one look and climb back into the freezer.
Too funny. The Bee is perfect.
all she needs is her knee pads back from Kamala so she can hit the campaign trail
😃
Ilhan Omar has suggested to AOC that she freeze any brothers she has as well.
I feel like there is a zero point zero chance that the country elects a single mom as President.
I expect she'll take a NY Senate seat and ride that for the rest of her life.
-Liberal women only need men around, you know...once in a while.
“AOC Has Her Boyfriend Frozen In Case She Wants Him In The Future”. His eggs too?
hah...Another wide Latina!
Hase, she considered just buying an atomically correct Ken doll?
Hase, she considered just buying an atomically correct Ken doll?
The ex is lucky he got out when he did, imagine being stuck with THAT
Hase, she considered just buying an atomically correct Ken doll?
This just in. Looks like she may have split up with the cuck. He probably did t realize it was the luckiest day of his life
https://nypost.com/2026/08/11/us-news/aoc-fuels-split-rumors-with-longtime-beau-riley-roberts/
She must have discovered the egg rolls at the buffet. Damn those egg rolls!
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