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Cat Podcast | Why Do HUMANS SHOP?
Cat Podcast ^ | August 3, 2026 | Cat Podcast

Posted on 08/05/2026 7:42:33 PM PDT by Morgana

We live with humans. We watch them every single day. 😼 And the questions just keep coming.

In this episode of The Cat Podcast, Biscuit and Ash reopen the investigation into what humans actually do all day — same human, same couch, brand new evidence. Because the human bathes on purpose, walking into a special room to stand under indoor rain, and on special occasions he fills a giant bowl with hot water and just marinates in it for an hour. He owns a perfectly good indoor stove, then walks right past it to go fight a fire in a metal box in the yard. He climbs into a box on wheels that turns him into the angriest version of himself, circles a parking lot six times, and somehow this box has only ever taken us to one place. And once a week he goes hunting — inside a building, under fluorescent lights, stalking a can of beans that was not moving.

A true predator. A brave chef. A man who rains on himself indoors. Biscuit has reviewed the evidence, and he has, as always, more questions than answers.

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1 posted on 08/05/2026 7:42:33 PM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

Dear Kitten…Regarding the Dog: https://youtu.be/3yNSF7ljOoU


2 posted on 08/05/2026 7:48:16 PM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s²)
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To: Morgana

Bookmark. I don’t have a cat, but I am sure my dog has some similar questions.


3 posted on 08/05/2026 7:55:49 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.)
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To: Morgana

That was hilarious!


4 posted on 08/05/2026 7:59:12 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain
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To: Morgana

These are hilarious! The author(s) sure knows cats.


5 posted on 08/05/2026 8:10:45 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam ( "Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away". - B. Franklin)
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To: Morgana

It is a form of hunting and gathering.
The equivalent of looking for berries.


6 posted on 08/05/2026 9:20:49 PM PDT by Jonty30 (When I go to the kitchen to find food, I get disappointed because all I find are ingredients.)
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