Natasha Owens - The Somali Waltz (Official Music Video)

Natasha Owens ^ | January 23, 2026 | Natasha Owens

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In Mogadishu Minnesota You might have heard there’s Quite a load of

Money missing New millionaires All the kids are “learing” In fake daycares

The Somali waltz The Somali waltz It’s the same old song The Somali waltz It’s sad but true They’re screwing you Dancing to The Somali waltz

Play your cards right You could be governor If you need a green card Marry your brother

With liberal judges On the take There’s no fear of justice While they shimmy and they shake

Chorus

The Somali waltz The Somali waltz It’s the same old song And it’s going strong It’s sad but true They’re screwing you Dancing to The Somali waltz

And Coming soon To a state near you New name Same tune The Somali Waltz

[Maine Mariner]

Brillant!

[doc maverick]

LMAO!!!! Good find!
Perfect!

[Nateman]

Now look at them Somalians, that's the way you do it
You scam The Man then charge a fee
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and government checks for free
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, they think you're dumb
Maybe flip you a finger
Grifting America is lots of fun
We got to pay our taxes
We have to work for them
They get to laugh at us
While they bleed us dry
They got them pirates
They loot the seas
Yeah, buddy, that's their main gig
You know they envy their boys in America
Those lucky bastards  are millionaires.
Looky here, look out
We shoulda left them in Africa
Knocked out their boats from the seas
Look at that mama, Twerking  in a Burka.
You pay for her kids
And they're here, what's up with that?

[oldtech]

Cute song pretty well describes the bad situation. At least there is a (country?) to send all these Somalis back to.