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Liberal Women Frantically Refreshing Instagram To See What They Should Be Mad About Next
Babylon Bee ^ | 01/28/2026 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/28/2026 12:55:08 PM PST by DFG

U.S. — Liberal women across the U.S. spent the day feverishly refreshing their Instagram feed to see what they are supposed to be angry about next.

With the rage over the latest issue seemingly having passed its zenith, liberal women were left scrolling for somewhere else to target their unbridled fury.

"Come on, come on, what do we hate now?" said local woman Denise Simmons as she refreshed her feed once more. "Throw me a bone here, people. I don't know whether to scream about voter identification, blowing up drug boats, global warming, white people -- I'm totally lost. Someone give us just a little direction, please."

Liberals across the country expressed despondency over the slight dip in foaming hostility over the past two days. "I hate this part, when the wrath is dying down, but we don't have our next thing yet," said longtime liberal Natalie Gray. "I love when the bitterness is growing, I love when the contempt reaches fever pitch, but this time in-between hating things is so tough. I might go scream at some kids at the park, just to feel something."

At publishing time, desperate liberal women had logged back into their old Facebook accounts to see if anyone had something to be angry about over there.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: awfl; babylonbee; facebook; instagram; liberalwomen; satire

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1 posted on 01/28/2026 12:55:08 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

Wow, the Bee has been on a roll.


2 posted on 01/28/2026 12:56:07 PM PST by brownsfan (We are already on the slippery slope.)
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To: brownsfan
The satire missed the mark this time - there's no need for social media to give them any new material. Liberals of both sexes will be talking about Renee Good, Alex Pretti, and Minneapolis without stop at least between now and the next Presidential election, and probably beyond.

As a case in point, black radicals are still talking about George Floyd and Trayvon Martin.

3 posted on 01/28/2026 12:59:43 PM PST by ek_hornbeck
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To: DFG

ROFL


4 posted on 01/28/2026 1:10:22 PM PST by butlerweave (Fateh)
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To: DFG

When I was a dirtbag in my younger days liberal women were an easy lay and easy to dump. (I was not a good man back in the day) AND they were kind of good looking. Now... blech. The liberal women are just down right ugly and nasty. Run boys. I know they may be easy (doubt it now anymore) but your sanity is worth way more than some random skank liberal chick who will make your life a living hell. Virginity and chastity is not so bad.

Like I said. I was a very bad boy back in the day.


5 posted on 01/28/2026 1:27:14 PM PST by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the shower)
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To: ek_hornbeck

The Black Americans are mad the whites libs are taking their thunder. Somalis are trash imports and that is driving the blacktivists insane because they don’t know how to deal with it.


6 posted on 01/28/2026 1:29:12 PM PST by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the shower)
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To: Organic Panic

You’re right about this. On the one hand, the black radicals could embrace the Somalis as co-racialists and part of their cause. On the other hand, the two groups (American blacks and immigrants from African countries) don’t seem to really like one another very uch.


7 posted on 01/28/2026 1:34:03 PM PST by ek_hornbeck
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To: DFG

Liberal unhappiness and whining is always a positive sign for the country. The more miserable they are the better for us.


8 posted on 01/28/2026 1:39:04 PM PST by Starboard
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To: DFG

AWFUL


9 posted on 01/28/2026 2:03:21 PM PST by cowboyusa (YESHUA IS KING OF AMERICA AND HE WILLL HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE HIM!)
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To: Organic Panic

Almost no blacks or Latinos at these ice protests. Insane leftist women are America’s biggest enimies.


10 posted on 01/28/2026 2:09:00 PM PST by cowboyusa (YESHUA IS KING OF AMERICA AND HE WILLL HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE HIM!)
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To: DFG

I liked it when their main act of rebellion was not wearing a bra. Lots of “support” for that!


11 posted on 01/28/2026 2:11:23 PM PST by bigbob (We are all Charlie Kirk now)
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To: brownsfan

They’re never far from the truth, are they?


12 posted on 01/28/2026 2:16:35 PM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus….)
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To: ek_hornbeck

Somalis don’t consider themselves “black”. They were the slave traders. They are garbage though and though. Every African hates them and they have a well deserved reputation and Africas garbage peoples.


13 posted on 01/28/2026 4:35:53 PM PST by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the shower)
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To: ek_hornbeck

Somalis don’t consider themselves “black.” They hate black Africans and black Americans. They are a racist group of Tuesdays that make me blush even. Ask any African heritage person and they will all say the most hated of all are Somalis. Eritrean, Ethiopians, Sudanese, They all hate Somalis.


14 posted on 01/28/2026 5:02:29 PM PST by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the shower)
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To: DFG
#ISupportTheNextCurrentThing
15 posted on 01/28/2026 5:38:41 PM PST by ALASKA (There has to be a line we do not cross.)
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