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State Department Issues Travel Advisory For New York City
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/05/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/05/2025 1:27:56 PM PST by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the city's election of an avowed and unrepentant socialist, the U.S. State Department issued an immediate and urgent travel advisory for New York City.

According to Secretary of State Marco Rubio, New York City had become too dangerous for any casual tourists to visit.

"As of this morning, the State Department has chosen to issue a 'Level 4: Do Not Travel' advisory for New York," Rubio said at a press conference. "Because of significant threats to life and limb, U.S. citizens are advised to avoid any non-essential and even most necessary travel to New York. Should such visits prove absolutely necessary, travelers should arrive prepared with combat helmets, bulletproof vests, and any necessary air support on speed dial."

Officials within the administration confirmed that it simply wouldn't be right to allow Americans to travel to such a dangerous place without warning them beforehand.

"It's no Afghanistan — or worse, L.A. — but New York will get there pretty soon," said one White House insider. "Americans should get out of there before things really start to fall apart. May God have mercy on those poor souls who are currently being trapped under the Mamdani regime."

At publishing time, matters in New York had escalated so quickly that senior military leaders were debating whether to launch a ground offensive to liberate the city.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire

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1 posted on 11/05/2025 1:27:56 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

YES!!!!!


2 posted on 11/05/2025 1:28:35 PM PST by Just mythoughts (Matthew 24:32 Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, .........)
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To: DFG

The Big Camel Turd. The visitors should be pouring in like crazy to see their Hans Gruber “mayor”.


3 posted on 11/05/2025 1:30:59 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Another day of DemonRAT shutdown another great day for Chunky "Raw Cheeseburger" Schumer.)
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To: DFG

Wall the city in , Oh that movie ,LOL


4 posted on 11/05/2025 1:31:33 PM PST by butlerweave (Fateh)
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To: Just mythoughts

Beware of being pulled over for a hijab check.


5 posted on 11/05/2025 1:32:13 PM PST by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: DFG
The Bee's gotta stop this. Every time I think it's the facts, and then I realize it's the Bee.
6 posted on 11/05/2025 1:33:09 PM PST by Savage Beast (When the student is ready, the teacher appears.)
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To: DFG

Give it a month or two after the commie takes office, then this will be quite true. That commie terror supporting puke wants to “legalize” misdemeanors.


7 posted on 11/05/2025 1:36:51 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
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To: DFG

It shouldn’t be satire. That’s what should happen.


8 posted on 11/05/2025 1:39:57 PM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus….)
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To: DFG
State Department Issues Travel Advisory For New York City

Considering all the Jungle Communists and Muslim Knifemen, they would be Remiss not to!

9 posted on 11/05/2025 1:40:50 PM PST by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won, Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: DFG

I keep seeing Kurt Russell as Snake Pliskin in Escape From New York.


10 posted on 11/05/2025 1:41:09 PM PST by Whatever Works
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To: DFG

ROFL!!!!


11 posted on 11/05/2025 1:42:19 PM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Whatever Works

12 posted on 11/05/2025 1:43:55 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

Neither was mine ...

13 posted on 11/05/2025 1:45:29 PM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: DFG

Yes!


14 posted on 11/05/2025 1:47:13 PM PST by Whatever Works
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To: NorthMountain

Also yes!


15 posted on 11/05/2025 1:47:32 PM PST by Whatever Works
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To: DFG

I will never go back there It’s just another third world shit hole.


16 posted on 11/05/2025 2:20:54 PM PST by cp124 (Bring back the Constitution.)
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To: DFG

Before I saw this was from Babylon Bee, I was going to say, there should have already been permanent travel advisories for New York City.


17 posted on 11/05/2025 4:01:31 PM PST by mass55th (“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
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