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Trump Brokers Historic Peace Deal Between Yankees And Red Sox Fans
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/09/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/10/2025 8:29:05 AM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the peace agreement between Israel and Hamas tentatively settled, President Donald Trump reportedly set his sights on quelling the longstanding unrest between Yankees and Red Sox fans.

"We're going to make a HISTORIC and TREMENDOUS deal that will unite these two fanbases and bring an end to this 3,000 YEAR CATASTROPHE," Trump said in a post to his Truth Social account. "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"

Yankees and Red Sox fans have been caught up in an intense rivalry since ancient times, fueled primarily by their vastly different demographics. The largely blue-collar Bostonians were always idealistically opposed to white-collar New Yorkers, and vice versa. As a result, previous presidents believed peace was impossible between the two warring factions.

According to Trump, however, the curse of the Bambino was broken years ago when the Red Sox finally won the World Series in 2004, and there's no reason to keep fighting. "They've been fighting long enough. People are dying!" he said, responding angrily to reporters who expressed doubt about his ability to make a deal. "And I will not let Boston annex New York. Not going to happen. I'm here to stop the killing. We must have peace!"

At publishing time, Donald Trump had been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for creating a world in which the Yankees and the Red Sox could play each other without bloodshed.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bottomofthebarrel; satire; stupid

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1 posted on 10/10/2025 8:29:05 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Still not good enough for the Nobel . . .


2 posted on 10/10/2025 8:33:11 AM PDT by MCSETots
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To: DFG

Never happen

What was kinda funny, was when Big Papi was out in the Bronx walking around trying to get a hug from all the Yankees fans prior to one of the Wildcard games.


3 posted on 10/10/2025 8:36:09 AM PDT by woodbutcher1963
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To: DFG

I don’t think Yankees fans hate Red Sox fans.


4 posted on 10/10/2025 8:41:33 AM PDT by stanne (Because they were mesmerized by Obama, the man for whom this was named, whose name they left out of )
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To: DFG

Heh! Good one, Bee.


5 posted on 10/10/2025 8:42:57 AM PDT by Allegra (Blorpska Zelya! )
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To: stanne

Try wearing a Red Sox hat or jersey/shirt in the Bronx.


6 posted on 10/10/2025 8:52:45 AM PDT by woodbutcher1963
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To: DFG

I’m not sure what is worse, a Yankees sticker on your car in a Boston garage or a Trump sticker on your car in Portland, Oregon


7 posted on 10/10/2025 8:56:06 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: woodbutcher1963

Point taken.


8 posted on 10/10/2025 8:56:09 AM PDT by stanne (Because they were mesmerized by Obama, the man for whom this was named, whose name they left out of )
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To: stanne

US Red Sox fans generally don’t hate the Yankees players. Especially guys like Judge, Jeter and Mariono Rivera/
The only real exception was ARod.

We just hate the organization


9 posted on 10/10/2025 9:00:02 AM PDT by woodbutcher1963
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To: woodbutcher1963

The area around Yankee Stadium is Little Dominica.


10 posted on 10/10/2025 9:19:31 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Nullius in verba)
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To: DFG

Trump will truly deserve the Nobel Peace Prize if he can broker a peace deal between USC and Notre Dame fans.


11 posted on 10/10/2025 12:41:57 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: Fiji Hill
Trump will truly deserve the Nobel Peace Prize if he can broker a peace deal between USC and Notre Dame fans.

Michigan and Ohio State.

In the late '80s, ND had a nasty rivalry with Miami - Catholics vs Convicts.

12 posted on 10/10/2025 12:45:38 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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