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Buc-ee's and The Infinite American Spirit
Pirate Wires ^ | 27 August 2025 | G B Rango

Posted on 08/31/2025 10:17:37 AM PDT by Rummyfan

...how a gas station megachain with palatial bathrooms, beef jerky walls, and neverending merchandise became a cultish American spectacle...

Roadtripping through the South is an experience that I associate with empty Arizona cans, endless stretches of interstate, Spotify, the occasional Hostess Zinger, and my compulsive noticing and reading-out-loud of every passing billboard. After a couple hundred such noticings of these advertising relics, the thematic frequent fliers become apparent: ALL-CAPS fireworks-warehouse placements, PSAs of upcoming generic gas-and-food oases, phone numbers promising to chastise you out of eternal damnation (often abortion-adjacent), anti-balding serum promotions with “before and after” pictures of hairless men growing terribly thin-haired, and the occasional reminder that sex shops selling pornographic DVDs remain standing in valiant defiance of inexorable digital apocalypse.

While occasionally mountebankish, many of these billboard advertisements are imbued with the associative charm of small town America and “the open road.” Their transparent lack of persuasive power makes them endearing. They’re real, physical, localized. They feel more like “Small Business” than “Big Business.” There is something about personability and warmth that is almost impossible to scale....

There is one billboard, however, that seems to gleam and rise spiritually above its baser counterparts. Its bolded yellow letters sit atop a black background. Below, the face of a 1950s-esque cartoon beaver, plastered with a manic bucktoothed grin, looks up and to the right in delirious optimism. “TOP TWO REASONS TO STOP: #1 AND #2,” the sign reads. “BUC-EE’s, 42 MILES.” You, the hypothetical roadtripper and Buc-ee’s uninitiate, are intrigued by its aura and figure that this place is probably as good as any for handling the necessary road trip action items (refueling, assorted bathroom activities, meandering and leg-stretching, the excessive purchasing of snacks, and so on).

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Miscellaneous; Society
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To: FlingWingFlyer

😁


21 posted on 08/31/2025 12:04:06 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Disambiguator

LOL!


22 posted on 08/31/2025 12:44:13 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Is this damn country so hard up for Judges that we have to hire Sparkle Sookananan from Trinidad?)
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To: Disambiguator

LOL!


23 posted on 08/31/2025 12:44:58 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Is this damn country so hard up for Judges that we have to hire Sparkle Sookananan from Trinidad?)
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To: Rummyfan

My Christmas dinner last year was a Buc-ees brisket sammie - The folks we were supposed to spend Christmas with got sick and had to cancel the day of. We had no Plan B and Buc-ees was the only place open. It was tasty.


24 posted on 08/31/2025 8:07:15 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
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To: Rummyfan

Buc-ee’s opening soon near me. (10 mi) it better be good. The traffic is already horrible.


25 posted on 09/01/2025 10:47:56 AM PDT by griswold3 (Truth Beauty and Goodness)
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