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Posted on 07/15/2025 12:33:25 PM PDT by DFG
SACRAMENTO, CA — An inspiring story emerged amid the ongoing immigration controversy, as Governor Gavin Newsom founded an Underground Railroad to help Mexican kids travel to work on California's marijuana farms.
After ICE operations made headlines in recent weeks with raids on California cannabis farms, Newsom made the noble decision to create a secret system to help unaccompanied minor migrants avoid detection by the authorities and find their way north to work as day laborers.
"Every Mexican kid deserves the chance to live out their dream of working as slave labor in California," Newsom told reporters. "This weed isn't going to pick itself, and with Donald Trump's oppressive ICE agents constantly arresting our adult illegal aliens, we owe it to our great marijuana growers to keep them fully stocked with child labor. That's the promise these parentless children get in Gavin Newsom's California."
Newsom's Underground Railroad provides Mexican kids with a system of routes and safehouses that allows them to secretly and safely travel from their home country to the Golden State to begin their new lives of endlessly picking cannabis. "Thank you, Gavin Newsom," said 9-year-old Luis Garcia, who arrived in California by himself to live on a marijuana farm. "I was afraid I would never make it here, but he made it happen."
At publishing time, Newsom's office announced plans to create large-scale marijuana plantations where Mexican families could work in return for free lodging and food for generations.
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Newsom. What a stand up guy huh? Wants to keep his state from going to pot. Oh wait. He wants to keep his state from going without pot.
Are you sure this is satire?
Dang it, they got me again. I was just nodding my head, thinking, “He would.”
Hell, I was believing it ... ... ... until I noticed the source.
I wouldn’t worry. Newsom will put the kids on Cali’s high speed rail system. They will all die en route.
This will be Donald Trump’s fault.
Yep! He can remake himself as “Sojourner Falsehood.”
Underage illegal alien kids forced to do jobs that underage American kids can’t be forced to do.
Who knew that "sanctuary state" meant that even the 13th amendment doesn't apply there?
-PJ
Democrats are pissed Republicans are liberating their slaves again
What’s really needed is an underground railroad to swoosh ‘em back to Mexico.
That’s what I’m wondering too!
To be clear, Kamala only put black people in jail for pot not any illegal aliens.
Don’t want people to get the wrong impression of her.
and its a high speed rail too
People have said that it would be ridiculous for CA to pay reparations for slavery because CA was never a slave state.
Now we know that’s not true.
Although it would certainly be novel for CA to pay reparations for slavery while still actively practicing it.
And Newscum will now get his corrupt CA legislature to allocate a billion or so bucks to construct a hundred feet of that railroad...in the next twenty-five years.
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