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VIDEO: New Age Theologian Hypes Magic Stones to Counter the Trumpocalypse
Rumble ^ | July 15, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies

Posted on 07/15/2025 8:39:20 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

VIDEO

Did you know the Liberal Pink Hat Lady is also a New Age theologian? Here she is in her official Witch shirt hyping Magic Stones as a way to counter the evil Trumpocalypse. And since we are at almost the six month mark of President Donald Trump's presidency that means we are only 1/8 of the way into his Golden Age return which means we still have 7/8 remaining.

Moral of the story. If you are a liberal suffering from extreme TDS and can't tolerate political diversity you can take solace in magic stones, Tarot cards, and burning incense in special bowls. All are available for sale online to help you endure the Trumpocalypse.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: arlenebattishill; clickbait; magicstones; newage; rachelpowell; stolenvideo; tarotcards; tds

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She just found out about these trinkets yet she has deep faith in their effectiveness.
1 posted on 07/15/2025 8:39:20 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 07/15/2025 8:40:24 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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To: delta7

Ping


3 posted on 07/15/2025 8:42:35 AM PDT by TexasGator (1i.. logo About Issues Projects Products Connect Subscribe Invest June 19, 2025 | Insight '1-1111 -)
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"I can push energy into the world to combat evil"

What hubris.

4 posted on 07/15/2025 8:43:12 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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Just send her $39.95 plus shipping and she’ll send you your very own MAGIC STONES!.......................


5 posted on 07/15/2025 8:43:23 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: PJ-Comix

Joke’s on her. My tektite blocks her ungroovy vibes.


6 posted on 07/15/2025 8:44:29 AM PDT by gundog (The ends justify the mean tweets. )
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To: PJ-Comix

I’d rather have magic beans.


7 posted on 07/15/2025 8:45:12 AM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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She and her ilk are unable t discern the difference between good and evil, right and wrong.

She looks like some creature in the forest who lives underground and eats moss and grass.


8 posted on 07/15/2025 8:46:35 AM PDT by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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"I trust the universe" (not God) reminds me of Romans 1 (AMP excerpted below). Worshipping creation instead of the Creator leads to people acting stupid. Perhaps it's no surprise that the gaia and "new age" stuff corresponded with the sexual "revolution".

24 Therefore God gave them over in the lusts of their own hearts to [sexual] impurity, so that their bodies would be dishonored among them [abandoning them to the degrading power of sin], 25 because [by choice] they exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever! Amen.

Unfortunately we've kept down that path. Look at the next two verses talking about the gay stuff.

26 For this reason God gave them over to degrading and vile passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural [a function contrary to nature], 27 and in the same way also the men turned away from the natural function of the woman and were consumed with their desire toward one another, men with men committing shameful acts and in return receiving in their own bodies the inevitable and appropriate penalty for their wrongdoing.

Isn't that what we've seen more and more of the past few decades? Unfortunately it gets worse. And I believe that's where we are today.

28 And since they did not see fit to acknowledge God or consider Him worth knowing [as their Creator], God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do things which are improper and repulsive, 29 until they were filled (permeated, saturated) with every kind of unrighteousness, wickedness, greed, evil; full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, malice and mean-spiritedness. They are gossips [spreading rumors], 30 slanderers, haters of God, insolent, arrogant, boastful, inventors [of new forms] of evil, disobedient and disrespectful to parents, 31 without understanding, untrustworthy, unloving, unmerciful [without pity]. 32 Although they know God’s righteous decree and His judgment, that those who do such things deserve death, yet they not only do them, but they even [enthusiastically] approve and tolerate others who practice them.

The way out of this cycle isn't just to fight the symptoms, we have to fight the disease. While we're rightly pro-life and fighting to get the hedonism teaching out of schools, we have to win the larger battle if we're to win the war. We have to go back to the solution, which is in verses 16-17, Paul's prescription for how to fight it.

16 I am not ashamed of the gospel, for it is the power of God for salvation [from His wrath and punishment] to everyone who believes [in Christ as Savior], to the Jew first and also to the Greek. 17 For in the gospel the righteousness of God is revealed, both springing from faith and leading to faith [disclosed in a way that awakens more faith]. As it is written and forever remains written, “The just and upright shall live by faith.”

9 posted on 07/15/2025 8:51:55 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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10 posted on 07/15/2025 8:52:11 AM PDT by gundog (The ends justify the mean tweets. )
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Or, They can just skip the middleman and pray directly to their god, Satan. Of course it’ll be just as effective as using these magic stones and burning incense, but at least they’ll be honest about it.


11 posted on 07/15/2025 8:55:21 AM PDT by hoagy62 (Hail Trump! Trump won! By a lot! )
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To: Red Badger

Last I looked, there were rocks laying all around in my part of the universe.


12 posted on 07/15/2025 8:57:59 AM PDT by gundog (The ends justify the mean tweets. )
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To: PJ-Comix

Is that what they’re throwing at ICE agents?


13 posted on 07/15/2025 8:58:16 AM PDT by fruser1
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“..Just send her $39.95 plus shipping and she’ll send you your very own MAGIC STONES!..”

Don’t need her stones. Got something waaayyyy better and much more powerful....and it’s free to all who believe!!!


14 posted on 07/15/2025 9:00:13 AM PDT by lgjhn23 ("On the 8th day, Satan created the progressive liberal to destroy all the good that God created...")
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To: PJ-Comix

That bad news: Even people with zero neurons still firing get to vote. How’d ya like to be locked in a room with her and Jasmine Crockett for a couple of hours? Not sure they’d survive...


15 posted on 07/15/2025 9:02:34 AM PDT by econjack
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Well I am feeling “fragile and tender,” and maybe becoming a goofball is the answer. I’m going to contact her today


16 posted on 07/15/2025 9:05:10 AM PDT by j.havenfarm (24 years on Free Republic, 12/10/24! More than 10,500 replies and still not shutting up!)
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I think a lot of her troubles could be solved with a Shiva lingam....

$105 on Amazon. Can you really put a price on happiness?

17 posted on 07/15/2025 9:06:54 AM PDT by gundog (The ends justify the mean tweets. )
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Forty years ago it was magic Crystals and earlier, Pet Rocks.

A new Gimmick every generation.


18 posted on 07/15/2025 9:16:34 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar ( )
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She’s cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

I need to come up with some grift to separate mentally fragile liberals from their money and laugh all the way to the bank.


19 posted on 07/15/2025 9:19:37 AM PDT by pburiak (You really think we can vote our way out of this? That's so cute...)
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20 posted on 07/15/2025 9:21:30 AM PDT by DannyTN
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