Posted on 06/14/2025 1:41:33 PM PDT by DFG
U.S. — Thousands of free Americans gathered in cities across the country today to lament their lack of freedom by holding rallies while shouting "Trump is a king!" and exercising their right to freely protest in a free country.
The downtrodden, oppressed, upper-middle-class populace in urban centers throughout the United States boldly made their voices heard to decry President Donald Trump as acting like an all-powerful monarch as they openly protested and displayed their liberties in the freest society on Earth.
"Trump is a tyrant! He has taken away our freedoms!" cried Mable Mcclean, a 68-year-old bisexual Episcopalian priest and part-time slam poet. "We will not tolerate any president who sees himself as a king! No kings! Unless it's Barack Obama. Then, it might be ok to have a king."
Anti-Trump protesters raged at his near-omnipotence. "He's just doing whatever he wants," another rallygoer said. "Nobody is standing in his way. Except for Congress. And the media. And Hollywood. And multiple rogue federal judges. And every member of the Democratic Party. We don't even live in a free country where we can protest, which is why we're protesting. It's time for us to draw a line in the sand and stand up to demand the right to do exactly what we're all doing today."
At publishing time, the large crowds had dissipated, as it was time for their afternoon Metamucil.
Not a peep when Biden mandated we all take the shot or lose our jobs.
Just one correction. MiraLAX. Not Metamucil. Metamucil is old fashioned. MiraLAX is where it’s at. No grit, no slime, just 17 gm of pure bowel-moving goodness.
They’re trying to usurp No King but Jesus.
Without the Jesus part.
If Trump were hitler, they’d all be in a concentration camp.
But they’re not.
Even if he were a “king”, they’d be in a dungeon.
But they’re not.
More truth in reporting from The Bee.
That’s EXACTLY the mindset of the left.
There's a reason I call it SmearaLax.
Heh, heh. They’re a bunch of William Wallaces, aren’t they?
Traitor Roberts and his minions are the ones who want to be King.
Jesus is King.
Trump is an elected president.
End of story!
DUH.
Fidiots!
It literally boggles the mind that so many are waving the flag of a country they don’t want to go back to. I’m watching the LA protests and these idiots just don’t understand their own hypocrisy.
Wait. I thought he was Hitler? Was Hitler a king? The left is sooooo confused!
Sure beats the retard we had for the last four years. Elvis was a king. Mom’s maiden name was King. These rioters can King my ***.
I guess the irony is lost in their self-righteousness and hatred.
Didn’t Babylon Bee do satire in the distant past?
Exactly.
Obviously.
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