Are those crackers even sold in Chicago?
I could only find Dindu Nuffins on the shelves there.
Posted on 05/20/2025 10:45:56 AM PDT by DFG
CHICAGO, IL — Following a deluge of allegations of racist hiring practices to fill city official jobs, Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson issued a statement insisting that he had never once discriminated against white-boy honky crackers.
Mayor Johnson's statement came on the heels of a tumultuous few days in which he seemed to publicly acknowledge favoring minority candidates over whites for prominent public jobs, accusations he now denies while voicing support for pasty peckerwoods everywhere.
"I've never made judgements based the skin color of redneck whiteys," Johnson said in the statement. "Yes, I made the statement that I look to black people to fill certain positions due to how loving and generous we are, but that in no way should indicate any discriminatory views on my part toward no-good white-trash hillbillies."
Johnson said the mere implication that he held any prejudice against whites was offensive to him. "The people making these allegations obviously don't know me or what I'm about," he continued. "I am the fairest and most just judge of a person's character, no matter whether they are black, Hispanic, Middle-Eastern, Asian, or even Jimmy-crack-corn mayo-honky blue-eyed devils. I resent these accusations and take great offense at such deplorable allegations, which I can only assume they were made by whiteys."
At publishing time, the U.S. Department of Justice had reportedly opened an investigation into Mayor Johnson's office and its hiring practices, which Johnson said he would be more than happy to cooperate with as long as it wasn't being led by any dirty Caucasians.
‘Play cousins’ would never do that.
Lolololol
Lets Go (Mayor) Brandon would like to import South African standards to Chicago to drive out them damn white folks.
Are those crackers even sold in Chicago?
I could only find Dindu Nuffins on the shelves there.
“Operation Whitey” - Force white people to spend inordinately on social programs, while flooding his societies with nonwhites, who will vote against whitey, and use demographics to eliminate him.
The Babylon Bee never disappoints, LOL!
See? Now, if only SNL had skits like this.
Way back when I “graduated” from kindergarten, we had to memorize this before being passed up to the 1st Grade:
“Sticks & Stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.”
It’s too bad that large segments of the population, including the media, entertainment, politics and professional grievance mongers either never learned this or have forgotten it.
The Babylon Bee does report history that nobody else would dare to do some things you just gotta know about.
I saw your wife with you brother in the park tell them I said hi.
Wait what come back here.....................................
ping
.........just the start of their white hatred......
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