VIDEO: Shmuck Son Jack BOYCOTTS Met Gala for Grift

Rumble ^ | May 3, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies

[PJ-Comix]

VIDEO

The useless spawn of Caroline Kennedy, Shmuck Son Jack, aka Jack Kennedy Schlossberg, is openly pitching for grift. Not only that he plans to hype his grift via virtue signalling that he is boycotting the 2025 Met Gala. Got that? Shmuck Son Jack is making such an enormous sacrifice for the sake of publicizing his grift.

[PJ-Comix]

Shmuck son Jack clothes his boycott of the Met Gala in a shroud of moral superiority which only thinly veils his real purpose namely to hype his grift which he proudly reveals out loud.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Deaf Smith]

Kennedy’s can’t drive, swim, fly aircraft, snow ski so how will paddle boarding work out for him?

[quilterdebbie]

What a sacrifice!!! /sarc

[PJ-Comix]

Kennedy’s can’t drive, swim, fly aircraft, snow ski so how will paddle boarding work out for him?

Wait! What? I thought he grew up in Florida so how can he not know how to swim? I remember when we went to the pool for gym class at North Miami High School. The coach didn't even bother to ask us if we knew how to swim when he told us to jump into the deep end of the pool. Being that we were in Florida he just correctly assumed that to be the case.

[lee martell]

I’m sure Anna Wintour is breathing a deep sigh of relief, knowing this traveling Train Wreck won’t be attending her exclusive soiree. What a Clown he has become. Just a few years ago, there was talk about him running for political office, as a Standard Bearer of the Kennedy Clan.

[Deaf Smith]

Lightning, gator, bull shark…

A Kennedy will find a way.

[surrey]

I’m quite sure that this mental case was born and raised in NYC.

[ncalburt]

He was NOT invited in the first place .
This guy appears to be bi polar or schizoid . He may be heading for the Kennedy lobotomy option that old Joe found convenient .

[No name given]

Indeed.

[RummyChick]

This guy is an embarrassment. Clearly mentally ill or a drug addict or both.

[albie]

Well, if Jack isn’t going, I’m not going and that’s final!

[joshua c]

if meghan markle were a man...

[joshua c]

another famous adjacent who thinks they are the center of the universe

[Honorary Serb]

Jack Kennedy Schlossberg WILL run for office!

[RWGinger]

I am sure that was intended as a shot to his great Uncle Ted who bailed out of a car he had driven into the bay letting his passenger drown

[Smellin Salt]

I’m sorry, I didn’t catch your name!

[Albion Wilde]

I met his father Edwin Schlossberg at a reception after he gave a talk about his work as a museum designer, specifically making children’s museums more accessable. He seems a nice and capable man.

I guess he stays married for the the social perks, but must not have disciplied his son at all. What does son Jack do or contribute, other than online trash talk?

[MikelTackNailer]

Makes one pine for the Good Ol' Days when the Kennedy's locked people like Rosemary away to avoid embarrassment.

The writer of this article should know that Chuck Schumer has the trademark on the term "schmuck" and can expect to hear from his attorneys forthwith.