9 Changes New Prime Minister Will Bring To Canada

Babylon Bee ^ | 04/29/2025 | Babylon Bee

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Let me guess:

1. Communisim
2. Communisim
3. Communisim
4. Communisim
5. Communisim
6. Communisim
7. Communisim
8. Communisim
9. Communisim
10. Communisim

[Red Badger]

We may have to build a wall on the Northern Border..............

[mewzilla]

10. Taxing home equity.

[mewzilla]

Rat out the election steal.

[No name given]

That’s right.

[No name given]

And finish the wall on the southern border.

[Angelino97]

Would be funnier if only the first sentences were used, without the second, explanatory sentences.

In compiling his Top Ten lists, David Letterman understood that if you must explain it, it isn't funny. And if it is funny, an explanation only deflates the humor.

[Angelino97]

6. Establish a war victory monument in case Canada ever wins a war: You never know.

Canada has won wars. Its troops fought in both world wars, and many Canadian troops died on D-Day.

I've also been told by Canadians that the "British" troops who burned Washington in 1814 were actually Canadian recruits.

[bigbob]

So long as they’re not 51st state its all good eh?

[Magnum44]

[Magnum44]

[PIF]

With the ascension of the new PM and his ardent climate policies, Canada is set to implode and Alberta to try to leave Canada altogether.

[Captain Walker]

I've also been told by Canadians that the "British" troops who burned Washington in 1814 were actually Canadian recruits.

This would make sense.

The destruction of our capital was a direct response to the torching of the Canadian town of Port Dover on Lake Erie by American troops just three months' prior.

[RetiredTexasVet]

Canada modelled their NHS on the UK’s .... where people go to die.

[dljordan]

I read an excerpt from his book. He is a real communist tyrant.

[cowboyusa]

Against a toddler America.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Oh, it’s satire. Sort of. Got me.

[grumpygresh]

“We may have to build a wall on the Northern Border.”

Or, Canada might need to build their own wall as many will seek to escape communism.

It turns out that a communist Canadian government will spur the exodus of Canadian manufacturing, a brain drain. I was skeptical of Trumps 51st state troll. But facilitating the victory of the left in Canada will bring back a lot of industry and trash the USMCA for a better bilateral US Canada deal.

[linMcHlp]

Communist Red Chinese occupying Quebec and speaking le Francais.