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White House Tells Americans To Reply ‘STOP’ If They No Longer Wish To Receive Hegseth’s Texts About Upcoming Military Strikes
Babylon Bee ^ | 4/23/25 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 04/23/2025 12:08:18 PM PDT by EnderWiggin1970

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House has advised every American to reply "STOP" if they no longer wish to receive texts about upcoming military strikes from Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth.

"We all hate spam. No one is disputing that," said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt during Wednesday's press briefing. "We understand the number of texts people are receiving about air strikes in Yemen has become a problem. So, the White House is making it easy to stop receiving these messages. Simply reply 'STOP' if you don't wish to see any more updates from Secretary Hegseth."

Hegseth has been under fire in recent weeks for allegedly texting military communications to reporters, family members, his barber, a local Target, and every American in the continental United States. Democrats have formally called on President Trump to fire Hegseth and search for a new defense secretary, but Trump appears hesitant.

"Pete's texting everybody. Everybody but me, apparently," said the President sadly. "I just want to know why. He can't leave until he explains why I wasn't on his little text chain."

At publishing time, Secretary Hegseth had accidentally texted Iran when he was going to bomb them, prompting the White House to advise Iranians to also opt out of all future text messages from the defense secretary.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; clownshow; hegseth; humor; tattooguy

1 posted on 04/23/2025 12:08:18 PM PDT by EnderWiggin1970
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To: EnderWiggin1970

2 posted on 04/23/2025 12:15:50 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: EnderWiggin1970

Busy Bee today.


3 posted on 04/23/2025 12:21:52 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (The road is a dangerous place man, you can die out here...or worse. -Johnny Paycheck, 1980, Reno, NV)
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To: EnderWiggin1970

Worthy political humor ;-)


4 posted on 04/23/2025 12:34:17 PM PDT by Blueflag (To not carry is to choose to be defenseless.)
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To: EnderWiggin1970

Brutal, but still pretty funny.


5 posted on 04/23/2025 12:34:18 PM PDT by glorgau
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To: EnderWiggin1970

I don’t agree because I think that everyone should be able to choose their own safe word.


6 posted on 04/23/2025 1:26:46 PM PDT by Revel
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To: Blueflag

funny, well, sort of. Pete needs to get his act together.


7 posted on 04/23/2025 1:29:11 PM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: 1Old Pro

Why? You believe the lying press?


8 posted on 04/23/2025 1:36:28 PM PDT by Fledermaus ("It turns out all we really needed was a new President!")
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To: EnderWiggin1970

Trump, another EO please:

Text ‘STOP’ to have the media leave.


9 posted on 04/23/2025 2:03:02 PM PDT by If You Want It Fixed - Fix It
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To: Blueflag

Agreed.


10 posted on 04/23/2025 2:26:39 PM PDT by TheDon (Remember the J6 political prisoners! Remember Ashli Babbitt!)
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To: EnderWiggin1970

Could someone please sent Trump the link to sign up?


11 posted on 04/23/2025 2:37:50 PM PDT by Gil4 (And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, ax and saw)
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To: EnderWiggin1970

https://www.lerctr.org/~transit/healy/funny.wav


12 posted on 04/23/2025 3:33:14 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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