WASHINGTON, D.C. – More Ukraine flags than American flags flew on Washington, D.C.’s National Mall today as the far-left Fourteenth Now group gathered several hundred people in the shadow of the U.S. Capitol to demand President Donald J. Trump’s third impeachment.
The group, masquerading as a veterans organization in one of the most clear-cut cases of stolen valor in years, had hoped to attract up to 3,000 people to its rally today. Instead, fewer than 1,000 came together in one of the most impotent displays of Democrat “resistance” in years, marking a new low for the left in the nation’s capital.
Some would-be attendees were seen struggling to even find the small protest on the Mall, wandering listlessly with Ukraine flags outside the Smithsonian Castle.
The event was the brainchild of former low-level Trump employee Jessica Denson, a failed Hollywood actress turned professional far-left agitator. Denson has recently lost legal cases against the Trump campaign, and was even ordered to pay over $50,000 in costs for her failed attempts to sue.
Three American flags were spotted at the rally, two of which were being flown upside-down. Meanwhile, around one in ten people carried Ukraine flags, ranging from the miniatures to pin badges to patches to huge emblems spread across multiple people, or draped over their backs like capes.
Other signage included anti-Elon Musk and anti-DOGE posters, with many also calling for a new Trump impeachment, though none were specific as to the grounds on which the President should be impeached.
One protester held up a known Antifa emblem, the three arrows of the Iron Front, though the flag appears to also have been flown upside-down, this time by accident.
Quite the sight for tourists emerged at the Capitol-end of the National Mall today, as “resistors” brought back their pink “pussy” hats and speakers from the stage attempt to amp a dour and depressed crowd up with tired old slogans and claims of Russian interference.
A dog, spotted on the Mall, was the most coherent amongst the crowd, occasionally stopping to observe those around him before shaking his head and cringing at his owner.
A lady and her balaclava’d daughter march past the U.S. Capitol with an upside-down American flag. It is unclear as to whether they will be charged with fomenting an insurrection.