Posted on 03/07/2025 7:59:02 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Please prepare yourselves for the unveiling of the person who came up with the dopey idea of Democrats holding up paddles during President Trump's speech to Congress. For your own safety please do NOT be eating anything before clicking on the big Reveal when it happens or you could risk choking suffocation. Best also to put your coffee cups down so as keep your computer screens dry. This Revelation could cause mass convulsions of hysterical laughter so please be prepared.
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I would say (Mad) Maxine Waters, but were it her idea, there would have been a lot of cuss words and maybe some Ebonics too.
I thought it was supposedly David Hogg.
Forest Gump’s momma? Flex-O-Light?
And whose idea was it , to see the histrionics of Al Green?
Did he come up with that on his own? Or did higher ups decide to orchestrate that , and trot him out to express Democrat outrage?
And was he selected for that role because he’s black? Because remember we are supposed to be afraid of criticizing anyone who is black , for fear of being called racist.
When I see how idiotic this idea was and how stupid the Democrats look, I would say this idea had to come from none other than Donald J. Trump. :-P
The squad used the paddles before. I bet it was the Palestinian terrorist.
Someone should have used those stupid paddles on those RAT arses.
Whoever it is we all need to buy ‘em a beer.....that was was an epic face plant and I for one can’t wait for their next “stroke of genius”......remember, when the enemy is self distructing, the last thing you do is give them common sense advice.
Photoshop Vampire Warding Crosses into their hands. Combating DOGEPIRES.
sounds like hogg...
Maybe someone at the Democratic National Committee got a good deal on ping pong paddles. Sort of like the Deep State sponsored group, Patriot Front, must have gotten a bargain on khaki pants, blue shirts, and leftover COVID masks.
Steve Bannon?
I would also like to know how much we paid for them. I guarandamntee those skidmarks didn’t pay for them out of their own pockets.
Swinging canes in anger inside congress has a political heritage in America. The Charles Sumner event in 1858.
If I was Musk, I’d sue the bananas off that idiot Velazquez. Stupid ditz can’t even speak decent English. I’d make the ho explain to the court what it was she thought I stole.
Clickbait: Just a teaser title tog et people to click their nonsense.
Nothing is news until it happens.
What I want to know is, were the paddles made in China?
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