Wild rumours about Jennifer Aniston. Stark admissions it's not always been plain sailing. And now Michelle's a no-show at Trump's inauguration... so what IS going on with the Obamas' marriage?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk ^ | 17 January 2025 | TOM LEONARD

[Enterprise]

The couple have also had to contend with lingering rumours of Barack’s wandering eye. Last October, Friends star Jennifer Aniston publicly dismissed as ‘absolutely untrue’ claims by a US gossip magazine that she and Barack were in a relationship –making Michelle feel ‘betrayed’.

The rumour was compounded by the hosts of a popular pop culture podcast – Who? Weekly – who claimed that the Obamas were ‘living separate lives’ while he and Aniston were having a full-blown affair. Aniston told a US TV chat show host: ‘I’ve met him once. I know Michelle more than him.’

[Enterprise]

I put this in the category of they greys intermarry with dwarfs from Venus.

[monkeyshine]

I’m just curious what would spark such a rumor?

[mairdie]

Yet another political marriage. Assume she gets the Hawaiian residence.

Never a doubt he was as busy as Kennedy or Clinton or Johnson in the White House. Why is it always the Democrats with loose zippers?

[hoagy62]

Why Dems with loose zippers? Easy....ZERO moral compass.

[BipolarBob]

Why is it always the Democrats with loose zippers?

Look who they're married to. They may be attractive (at one time) but a nasty attitude will drive away any man.

[Ahithophel]

I’m just curious what would spark such a rumor?

Have you seen Michael?

[V_TWIN]

“I’m just curious what would spark such a rumor?”

CLICKS!

[woodbutcher1963]

There is absolutely no way Barack Obama is in a relationship with Jennifer Aniston.

Unless, of course Jennifer Aniston is a MAN!

Maybe that is why her a Brad Pitt broke up.

[No name given]

Obviously.

[No name given]

Indeed.

[llevrok]

Why is it always the Democrats with loose zippers?

A liberal neighbor of mine excused Clintoon by saying "powerful men have needs we can not understand".

I was going to try that one on my wife but her 12 Guage shot gun caught my attention.

[Skywise]

Jennifer… Noooooooooooo!

[LouAvul]

They may be attractive (at one time)

Clinton's and O'Bummer's wives were the exception to that possibility.

[xp38]

The Babylon Bee take was funny....

Obama To Divorce Michelle After Discovering She’s Actually A Woman

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-to-divorce-michelle-after-discovering-shes-actually-a-woman?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email

[Dr. Sivana]

Sounds like Barack found his Bess Myerson.

[gitmo]

The Spirits of Jezebel and Baal lead to sexual immorality.

[ronniesgal]

25 years from now all the bath house stories will be revealed to be true.
Anybody else when Barack hired Kal Penn for some made up job in the WH? then Kal went back to Hollywood, then came out as a queer.
Kal probably reminded Barack of his tranny nanny in Poki-stan.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Barack and the deceased Whitehouse paddle boarding chef maybe. Barack and Jennifer or any other woman doubtful. 😉

[Red Badger]

They are just Friends.....................

[Rummyfan]

But Barry doesn’t dig women.....