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Carrie Underwood To Perform New Original Song 'Donald, Take The Wheel' At Trump Inauguration
Babylon Bee ^ | 01/14/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/14/2025 11:43:59 AM PST by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Preparations are well underway in the nation's capital for next Monday's presidential inauguration, with planners announcing that music star Carrie Underwood will be present to perform a new original song titled "Donald, Take the Wheel."

Monday's ceremony promised to be one for the ages, with Trump's team pulling out all the stops to make his historic return to office a memorable one. Underwood was reportedly commissioned to create a new song that captured the current state of the country.

"It's a perfect anthem for where we are as a nation right now," said one insider involved in planning the inauguration. "Everything's been going to hell in a handbasket the last few years, and we're just trying to slam on the brakes to keep the country from going off the cliff before Trump can try to fix things. Carrie's new song encapsulates that mentality."

According to a sneak preview obtained from sources close to Underwood, the song's lyrics were unlike anything she's ever done before:

Donald, take the wheel Take it from Joe's hands 'Cause we can't fix this on our own Make Biden go So we can have a chance To save this country from the Wokes Donald, take the wheel

According to the buzz among the president-elect's team, they were most looking forward to watching him do the Trump dance during Underwood's performance.

At publishing time, rumors circulated that the singer only agreed to perform at the inauguration after Trump threatened to start referring to her as "Carrie Underwear."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: humor; inauguration; music
Parody of "Jesus, Take the Wheel"

Jesus, take the wheel Take it from my hands 'Cause I can't do this on my own I'm letting go So give me one more chance And save me from this road I'm on Jesus, take the wheel

1 posted on 01/14/2025 11:43:59 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

Donald, take the wheel
Take it from Joe’s hands
‘Cause we can’t fix this on our own
Make Biden go
So we can have a chance
To save this country from the Wokes
Donald, take the wheel


2 posted on 01/14/2025 11:44:52 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

Jesus, take the wheel
Take it from my hands
‘Cause I can’t do this on my own
I’m letting go
So give me one more chance
And save me from this road I’m on
Jesus, take the wheel


3 posted on 01/14/2025 11:45:40 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

4 posted on 01/14/2025 11:49:16 AM PST by Candor7 (Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!),<img src="" width=500</img><a href="">tag</a>)
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To: DFG

I’d like to make a long distance dedication...to Cassidy Hutchinson, who should be in a federal women’s prison somewhere.


5 posted on 01/14/2025 12:16:51 PM PST by bigbob (Yes. We ARE going back!)
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To: DFG

This one’s a dud.


6 posted on 01/14/2025 12:23:03 PM PST by higgmeister (In the Shadow of The Big Chicken! )
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To: DFG

Awesome


7 posted on 01/14/2025 12:38:47 PM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: DFG
At publishing time, rumors circulated that the singer only agreed to perform at the inauguration after Trump threatened to start referring to her as "Carrie Underwear."

snicker

8 posted on 01/14/2025 1:39:53 PM PST by HIDEK6 (God bless Donald Trump)
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To: DFG

‘Donald, Where’s Yer Trousers?’ parody would be funnier.


9 posted on 01/14/2025 1:43:23 PM PST by jjotto ( Blessed are You LORD, who crushes enemies and subdues the wicked.)
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