Obamatrons will sleep more peacefully in that knowledge.
Posted on 12/20/2024 10:47:13 PM PST by John Semmens
The 8,000 mysterious drones that have been reported in various locations around the country have generated anxiety and fear among the population. Some are demanding action be taken to neutralize the "threat." Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas said "we can't shoot them down because they are operating legally and lawfully. I have been informed that China paid Hunter Biden a $5 million fee for a 90-day permit to fly these information gathering aerial devices wherever they please in our country."
"I am also disconcerted that US military bases are included in the agreement between the President's son and the Chinese People's Liberation Army, but a deal is a deal," the Secretary lamented. "Since the deal was completed within the time-frame covered by President Biden's complete and unconditional pardon of his son we can't even hold Hunter liable for aiding and abetting this Chinese espionage."
FBI Director Christopher Wray warned members of the public "not to shoot at any of these drones. As the country's chief law-enforcer it is my duty to enforce the contract executed by the President's son. Inasmuch as the contract authorizes the drone operators to defend their aircraft--including the use of deadly force against anyone who impedes or damages any of these drones--I highly recommend against interfering with them. I suggest that everyone remain calm and go on with their lives as if the drones never existed. Enjoy whatever time you have left on Earth rather than risk hastening your demise."
In related news, the bicameral Congressional-Executive Commission on China (CECC) condemned China's forced organ harvesting and advised Americans not to seek organ transplant surgery in China. CECC Chairman Rep. Chris Smith (R-NJ) explained "I know it's cheaper there than here and you think you are going to be the donee, but you can't rule out becoming an involuntary donor. China does not comply with international human rights standards. Do you really want to trust them with your life?"
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Biden pardons drones...
I want my stapler back.
Wonder who will get to keep his 3x5 cards or do they get sacrificed to their furnace god.
Well, that's what he would have said if his mic were inadvertently left on, eh?
Thanks, John, for another re-cap of the news sprinkled with a little satire.
I'm sure that our Dem buddies will keep you supplied with material in the forthcoming admin.
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