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FBI Warns Kash Appointment Could Jeopardize Efforts To Not Release Epstein List
Babylon Bee ^ | 12/01/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 12/01/2024 2:28:36 PM PST by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Officials within the FBI have warned that naming Kash Patel director of the Bureau could seriously undermine the agency's work on not releasing the Epstein client list.

For years, the FBI has poured massive amounts of resources into not releasing the Epstein list, the Nashville shooter manifesto, the JFK files, and results the Las Vegas shooter investigation, all of which could be undone by Patel's nomination.

"We have done such incredible work not releasing the names of sex-trafficking pedophiles," said a senior official on condition of anonymity. "All of that could come crashing down. Next thing you know, we might have to prosecute sex traffickers. Everything the Bureau stands for would be threatened."

At publishing time, officials had also warned that Patel's nomination could seriously hamper ongoing efforts to jail dangerous 90-year-old grandmothers who pray outside of abortion clinics.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; filthbees; kash; kashpatel; patel; thefilthbees

1 posted on 12/01/2024 2:28:36 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

This is truer than it should be.


2 posted on 12/01/2024 2:30:49 PM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” uitAmen. Come, Lord Jesus”)
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To: DFG

Stung by the Bee.


3 posted on 12/01/2024 2:31:45 PM PST by Socon-Econ (adi)
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To: metmom

I was just thinking the same.... Lord may Kash Patel be confirmed and FAST!!!


4 posted on 12/01/2024 2:33:12 PM PST by pollywog (" O thou who changest not....ABIDE with me")
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To: DFG

It’s a lot to ask the FBI to give up all that lovely blackmail material when they could be using it.


5 posted on 12/01/2024 2:34:41 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: metmom

Yep, such is the state of FBI it took me till the end to think ‘hang on a sec’ and then scroll back to see if it was the. I got stung 🤷‍♂️


6 posted on 12/01/2024 2:37:02 PM PST by mitch5501 ("make your calling and election sure:for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
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To: mitch5501

Was the BEE


7 posted on 12/01/2024 2:37:39 PM PST by mitch5501 ("make your calling and election sure:for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
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To: mitch5501

I got a little more than halfway through before it clicked.


8 posted on 12/01/2024 2:52:47 PM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” uitAmen. Come, Lord Jesus”)
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To: DFG

Da Bee, again more accurate than the caricature.


9 posted on 12/01/2024 2:56:05 PM PST by doorgunner69 (Your oath of enlistment has no expiration date)
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To: DFG

Offer Maxwell a get out of jail card if she testifies. She is the putter away and throw away the keyer.


10 posted on 12/01/2024 3:12:28 PM PST by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh
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To: All

Bee with the win.

WIRED has the list of people using some - apparently for sale - information on cellphones.

Of course, they don’t want to get sued into oblivion and haven’t released it.

Perhaps someone will ‘leak it.’


11 posted on 12/01/2024 3:14:37 PM PST by TigerClaws
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To: DFG

LOL Bee BUMP. HOORAY Kash!


12 posted on 12/01/2024 3:35:38 PM PST by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: DFG

Although this is satire, there will certainly be votes cast against confirming Patel for this exact reason.


13 posted on 12/01/2024 4:25:54 PM PST by unlearner (Not tired of winning.)
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To: DFG
We got your Epstein list right here:

The Diddy list has already been taken over by the FBI pet hamster.

14 posted on 12/01/2024 4:53:23 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Now unburdened by the Biden/Harris administration that has been.)
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To: DFG

Do they not hear themselves?


15 posted on 12/01/2024 4:54:32 PM PST by Allegra (Deplorable garbage)
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To: Allegra

LOL - I got taken by the Bee again. 😂🤣


16 posted on 12/01/2024 4:55:43 PM PST by Allegra (Deplorable garbage)
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To: DFG

The American people have the right not to know the truth! /s


17 posted on 12/01/2024 5:11:29 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie ( @whoisourPresident)
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