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Bill Clinton Urges Vote for Harris/Walz [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 November 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/02/2024 12:48:27 AM PDT by John Semmens

At a campaign stop in Michigan, former President Bill Clinton explained why voters should back the Harris Walz ticket. "I know many think they should vote for Trump because he was better for the economy," he observed. "But that doesn't mean he would be better for the country."

"Consider the issue of immigration," Clinton suggested. "Trump tries to portray the Democrats' support for open borders as a negative. Sure, there have been a few murders that wouldn't have happened if so many unvetted folks hadn't been allowed in. This negative is small and of short duration. The positives are large and enduring. These migrants will have the millions of babies that American citizens won't have. Growing our population is crucial if we want to have enough workers to pay the taxes needed to keep Social Security from going bankrupt. Trump's plan to secure the border will hasten this bankruptcy."

Former President Trump said "the flaw in President Clinton's logic is that the people the Democrats are letting in are an immediate economic burden. They are being housed and fed in hotels at great expense. There is no plan to put them to work. The job skills of most of them are unlikely to qualify them for any but the lowest paying types of jobs. The millions of babies that they have will qualify them to receive welfare benefits. The notion that this will save Social Security from bankruptcy is ridiculous."

"When the burdens of importing millions of illegal immigrants into our country is paired with the damage that Democrats plan to do to our economy with their crazy policies to increase taxes on work and output, institute government price controls, further expand the federal bureaucracy, and continue to fund foreign wars, it is clear that electing Harris and Walz would be a colossal disaster," Trump added.

In related news, a report from the House Judiciary Committee revealed that President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris coordinated with the United Nations (UN) to "fast-track" migrants into the United States, using $70 million in American taxpayer dollars. Their State Department's Safe Mobility Initiative allows aliens to sidestep the southwest border and be flown directly to their desired destinations inside the United States. Small towns around the nation have been inundated with waves of migrants that have driven up home prices, rents, and exacerbated city budget shortfalls.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: babies; borders; satire; socialsecurity

1 posted on 11/02/2024 12:48:27 AM PDT by John Semmens
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ping


2 posted on 11/02/2024 12:50:19 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“There is no plan to put them to work.”
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We could unburden ourselves with what has been...


3 posted on 11/02/2024 1:05:20 AM PDT by Does so (Vote for The Anti-War President...🇺🇦...Dem☭crats...)
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To: John Semmens
For dems, telling the truth is a "gaffe'"

Fox News: Bill Clinton says it’s OK to vote for Harris even though Trump’s economy ‘was better’

4 posted on 11/02/2024 2:56:43 AM PDT by ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas (Re-imagine the media!)
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

lol

I have gotten angry not with Trump, just angry when he says something that I KNOW is going to be totally manipulated and purposefully misconstrued (no accidentas with msm, their hate is full of purpose).

I sounded like a hand wringer those times, now that I think about it...it’s because I expect him to know this and be more carefful with his words like Vance.

But he is who he is and he has been FAR MORE successful at life than myself and in the end, nothing he said realy harmed him.

Clinmton and obummer and byedone DID harm harris, however.

Ironic.


5 posted on 11/02/2024 3:05:32 AM PDT by dp0622 (Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
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To: John Semmens

WAIT.

Billy the rapist doesn’t make many “gaffes”.

He told the truth. But why? Did his wife threaten him for some reason? she is nuts.

Does he not want harris to win for some reason.

The guy is many things but not stupid moron. Unltess it comes to sex.

Ah, maybe I’m just conspiracy thinking out loud :)


6 posted on 11/02/2024 3:07:42 AM PDT by dp0622 (Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
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To: John Semmens

Cuz he doesn’t want his wife thrown in prison where she belongs????


7 posted on 11/02/2024 3:53:33 AM PDT by high info voter (Delivery )
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To: John Semmens

Heh, looks like Bill’s inability to outrun trophy girlfriends isn’t the only faculty of his that’s failing.


8 posted on 11/02/2024 5:55:34 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
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To: John Semmens

Is it OK to vote for Harris/Walz?

Well, that depends …


9 posted on 11/02/2024 7:00:13 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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To: John Semmens

Harris must be the only woman he wouldn’t rape?.


10 posted on 11/02/2024 7:07:04 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: dp0622
There was a old MAD Magazine cartoon in which Pogo thought that his advisers told him to "join parties and learn politics" but later realized that they had said "learn parlor tricks." We have met the enemy and he is us.

When the Puerto Rico/garbage story came out the experts said it was a fatal error, but then Biden made a sloppy remark about Trump supporters. The game can flip in an instant.

11 posted on 11/02/2024 7:59:03 AM PDT by ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas (Re-imagine the media!)
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

...PLUS...Puerto Rico DOES have a REAL garbage problem...!


12 posted on 11/02/2024 10:38:55 AM PDT by Does so (Vote for The Anti-War President...🇺🇦...Dem☭crats...)
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

I was one of those idiots :)

I fetted less over the firing squad lies.

LESS :)


13 posted on 11/02/2024 11:14:25 AM PDT by dp0622 (Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
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To: dp0622
You never can predict how gullible the public can be. I still run into characters who swear that they saw Trump urging people to inject bleach etc. etc.

In the movie Biloxi Blues a boot camp recruit was writing a fictional story about one the other soldiers being a homo. Other soldiers read it and assumed that it was true, because they couldn't imagine taking the trouble of writing something that wasn't true.

The media depends on the gullible.

14 posted on 11/02/2024 1:39:02 PM PDT by ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas (Re-imagine the media!)
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

Don’t leave out NERVOUS!!

Nervous tends to make one believe bad news quicker..,.fake or true! :)

Where’s my damn xanax!!

Hey I heard your name in a honeymoonner’s episode :)

I’m 56, getting up there, but not familiar with the term.

Need to go look it up :)


15 posted on 11/02/2024 1:55:28 PM PDT by dp0622 (Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
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