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Dick Cheney Excitedly Joins Democrat Party After Hearing They Get To Shoot People At Gun Ranges
Babylon Bee ^
| 10/23/2024
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 10/23/2024 10:01:54 AM PDT by DFG
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posted on
10/23/2024 10:01:54 AM PDT
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DFG
To: DFG
specializing in accidental face shots.
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posted on
10/23/2024 10:04:33 AM PDT
by
Qwapisking
("IF the Second goes first the First goes secnd" L.Star)
To: DFG
The BEE WINS again!
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posted on
10/23/2024 10:04:45 AM PDT
by
budj
(Combat vet, second of three generations.)
To: DFG
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posted on
10/23/2024 10:05:29 AM PDT
by
OKSooner
("As I was saying..." - POTUSDJT, 10-6-24, Butler, Pennsylvania)
To: DFG
If he were more subtle, he would invite DJT out duck-hunting.
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posted on
10/23/2024 10:09:16 AM PDT
by
.cnI redruM
(Ukraine, Russia, Iran, and Israel all pretty much deserve one another.)
To: DFG
The Babylon Bee scores another “bullseye,” pun intended.
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posted on
10/23/2024 10:12:56 AM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████ ████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)
To: DFG
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posted on
10/23/2024 10:18:34 AM PDT
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to descalation of tho it for you.)
To: DFG
Yeah Dicky, I always enjoyed the facial shot, you know the money shot. Splooge!
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posted on
10/23/2024 10:42:08 AM PDT
by
kawhill
To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
A 28 gauge shotgun is just an overgrown BB Gun, if Cheney had carried a 12 gauge, a real gun, he would be too embarrassed to open his yap, after accidentally murdering his buddy.(not making light of an awful accident)(the 28 gauge is actually my favorite gauge, quite capable of doing gruesome damage to clay targets, birds or other game when used by expert shooters)
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posted on
10/23/2024 10:49:26 AM PDT
by
Colt1851Navy
(What was wrong with Nixon?)
To: DFG
To: DFG
This is a good one, the Bee really nailed this.
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posted on
10/23/2024 11:19:02 AM PDT
by
Ancesthntr
("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." - The Weapons Shops of Isher)
To: DFG
No wonder his parents gave him his name they knew the future.
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posted on
10/23/2024 11:31:58 AM PDT
by
Vaduz
To: DFG
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posted on
10/23/2024 12:01:10 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
(These people have no honor, no belief, no poetry, no art, no humor, no patriotism.)
To: budj
Just wait.
If she “wins”, The Bee won’t have published satire after all.
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posted on
10/23/2024 1:04:47 PM PDT
by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus”)
To: DFG
So slim shady and Cheney are on the same team?
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posted on
10/23/2024 1:14:31 PM PDT
by
griswold3
( Robespierre and Pol Pot were “unburdened by what has been” Harris the "Year Zero")
To: DFG
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posted on
10/23/2024 1:23:41 PM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
(I'm voting for the felon with the pierced ear. )
To: dpetty121263
“Hated old Dick!”
Past tense? The old coot isn’t dead yet; you can still hate him.
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posted on
10/23/2024 1:24:33 PM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
(I'm voting for the felon with the pierced ear. )
To: MayflowerMadam
He always was a warmonger and in bed with Haliburton.
To: dpetty121263
“He always was a warmonger and in bed with Haliburton.”
Always!
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posted on
10/23/2024 2:51:28 PM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
(I'm voting for the felon with the pierced ear. )
To: MayflowerMadam
How is Dick not at room temperature? How many heart transplants and other devices, does he have? Dude must be living on adrenochrome, and the grace of Lucifer. He is alive for a time such as this. A time when hate rules... Always hated that M eff rrrrrrr.
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posted on
10/23/2024 3:27:14 PM PDT
by
Glad2bnuts
(“And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: We should have set up ambushes...paraphrased)
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