Posted on 10/20/2024 8:53:57 AM PDT by John Semmens
Even though he was rejected for the Democrat vice-presidential nomination in favor of self-admitted "knucklehead" Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro appeared on CNN's "Anderson Cooper 360" to support the Harris/Walz ticket. Cooper opened the discussion by saying "in two venues this week the Vice-President has been asked how her administration would differ from that of President Biden. On 'The View' she said 'nothing comes to mind.' On Fox News she said 'I'm not Joe Biden.' Do you believe she is different than the Biden administration?"
"I don't see any reason why she should be different," Shapiro replied. "Look, the Biden term has been a great success. Just the other day former President Bill Clinton pointed out that the 11 million new migrants that have entered our country since Biden took office are a great addition to our population. President Biden encouraged them to come by promising to take care of them. Now that they're here they will have the babies American citizens won't have. They will cast the ballots needed to ensure that progressive government will prevail."
"The cost of living has gotten higher, but it has been worth it," the Governor insisted. "Rising food costs are one of the most effective weapons for fighting the obesity epidemic. Inability to pay for what it costs to overeat is a more certain deterrent than pure willpower. Higher prices for gasoline and automobiles will discourage wasteful travel in personal vehicles. The air is cleaner and the extra walking necessary to reach bus stops and rail stations provides healthy exercise that will also reduce obesity."
"The advances on the LGBTQ bill of rights has liberated thousands from the prison of their assigned at birth gender," he added. "In the long run this could lead to significant savings by eliminating duplicate restrooms, locker rooms, and athletic teams. By encouraging more same sex marriages and the sterilizing transsexual surgeries means that fewer abortions will be necessary. So, in sum, I think Vice-President Harris should embrace the greatness of the Biden Presidency and promise to finish the job, rather than try to feign some phony disagreement."
In related news, Juanita Broaddrick--the woman who accused Clinton of raping her--said "Harris' decision to employ the degenerate former president to campaign for her undermines her claim to be a defender of women."
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“Nothing comes to mind.”
Believe it !
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