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Election Fraud Schemes in the South [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 October 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/16/2024 10:58:31 AM PDT by John Semmens

The Republican National Committee (RNC), along with the Georgia Republican Party and the Fulton County Republican Party, is suing Nadine Williams, Director of Fulton County Department of Registration & Elections for refusing to hire Republican poll watchers. Under Georgia law, election officials are required to ensure balanced representation from both parties at polling places.

Williams scoffed at the lawsuit, saying "Ill hire whoever I please. Before this case can be heard the election will be over and the Democrats will have won. All the Republicans involved in this suit will prosecuted by the Fulton County District Attorney for attempting to interfere in the election process. My advice to them is stop before you find yourself sharing a prison cell with an inmate who violently disagrees with your politics."

Meanwhile in Brunswick County, North Carolina, registered independent voter Shelley Gentner was asked to verify a forged election registration document sent to her by the Brunswick County Board of Elections. "It was my name, my address, and my phone number, but the birth date, and Social Security number were wrong and my signature was forged," she said.

Sara LaVere, Director of the Brunswick County Board of Elections, said "Ms. Gentner is one of 18 persons to contact us to let us know they wasn't the persons who filled out the registration forms. We don't know how many might have gotten our letter and thought 'I didn't fill that out' and just thrown it away. In such instances we would have no way of knowing something needed to be sent to the State Board of Elections for investigation. It's not inconceivable that persons who filled out the fraudulent registration documents might go ahead and cast a ballots in the names of voters who just threw our letter away."

In Virginia the Biden Administration is suing the state for removing non-citizens from the list of registered voters. The US Department of Justice Assistant Attorney General Kristen Clarke granted that "it's not legal for noncitizens to vote, but it's too late to remove them. Gov. Youngkin will have to satisfy himself with prosecuting any noncitizens who cast a ballot after the election. He won't know who they voted for, but he will be able to make an example of them that might deter their repeating the violation in the future."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: georgia; northcarolina; satire; virginia

1 posted on 10/16/2024 10:58:31 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Trump needs to make it known that he IS GOING TO WIN and the first illegals that will be rounded up and deported will be those who vote in the election.


2 posted on 10/16/2024 11:06:23 AM PDT by TonyM (Score Event)
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To: John Semmens

Trump needs to make it known that he IS GOING TO WIN and the first illegals that will be rounded up and deported will be those who vote in the election.


3 posted on 10/16/2024 11:06:23 AM PDT by TonyM (Score Event)
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To: John Semmens

Good job as always, but this seems more like news than satire...


4 posted on 10/16/2024 11:16:53 AM PDT by piytar (Remember Ashli Babbitt, Rosanne Boyland, and Corey Comperatore!)
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