Posted on 10/12/2024 10:50:56 AM PDT by John Semmens
With polls indicating that only 75% of Black men say they will vote for Kamala Harris, former President Barrack Obama hit the campaign trail to berate these men for "deserting the candidate of the Party that has your back. The welfare state is the creation of the Democratic Party. It's aborting your unwanted offspring and feeding, clothing, and housing the ones that make it to birth. It's Republicans who insist that everyone ought to pull their own weight. What can you be thinking? As President Biden so wisely said during his 2020 campaign 'if you're voting for Trump, you ain't Black. Don't be a misogynist. A real Black man would vote for Kamala."
Adam Coleman, author of "Black Victim to Black Victor," rejected Obama's arguments and insisted "I am a man with a mind of my own. As a working man I've been pulling my own weight. I want the freedom to choose my own path. I don't want to be bullied into supporting candidates who don't respect my independence. I'm not on the government teat and I don't want to be lectured by an elitist who has been."
James Carville speculated "maybe there are too many preachy women in our Party's leadership. Don't drink beer, don't watch football, don't eat hamburgers, this is not good for you. Everything you're doing is destroying the planet. It may be too much to expect men to be enthusiastic about a Party or a candidate that puts all the blame for what's wrong with the world on us. In contrast, Trump seems like a regular guy. He doesn't drink beer, but he doesn't hound those who do. He watches football and eats hamburgers. I can see how a lot of guys would vote for him. I don't think Obama calling these guys misogynists will help Harris."
Speaking of getting more men to vote for Harris, seventeen pornographic film actors announced that they have launched an ad campaign on heavily viewed Internet porn sites warning voters that Project 2025 proposes a ban on pornography. Harris cited this development "as proof we are right about Trump's sinister plan to censor freedom of expression. We urge all men to consider whether the potential risk of losing access to porn is enough to convince them to vote against Trump."
In related news, the University of Kansas professor who called for anti-Harris male voters "to be lined up and shot" was fired. Democrat nominee for Vice-President Governor Tim Walz called the firing "a violation of the man's freedom of speech. Everyone knows that a vote for Trump is a vote for tyranny. The idea that sending the minions of such a tyranny to face a firing squad is a legitimate topic for discussion in a democracy. Lenin had to send thousands to face firing squads during the Russian Civil War of the 1920s to ensure that the people's democracy he wanted for his country would survive."
If you missed any of the other Semi-News/Semi-Satire posts you can find them at...
https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/369529-2024-10-12-semi-news-semi-satire-october-13-2024-edition.htm
The Harris/Walz cringe worthy “man enough” ad will do for their campaign about what the Dylan Mulvanny ad did for Bud Lite
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