Posted on 07/27/2024 12:57:50 PM PDT by DFG
U.S. — After initially denying having anything to do with the border crisis, Vice President Kamala Harris admitted today that she may not be remembering correctly as she's been really drunk the past four years straight and it's all a bit of a fog.
"Honestly, I've been so wasted -- who knows what I did the past four years," said Harris, dumping another Tito's shooter into her tumbler. "Border czar?? Whatever you say, man."
According to sources, Harris reflexively denied all responsibility for the border catastrophe as she had no memory of having ever visited the border. "I figured if I was responsible for the border I would have gone, like, once," said Harris adding a wine cooler to her tumbler. "I guess I've been so blackout drunk for the past four years, I just don't remember. Geez, it looks like it was pretty bad, huh?"
With Biden stepping aside, the Vice President's team has been reportedly explaining to her all of the jobs she did during the past administration while she was plastered. "Yes, you really did go to Europe to try to keep Ukraine from being invaded. No, it didn't turn out well," explained aide Regina Callahan. "Do you remember talking about yellow school buses? How about outer space? Oh man, we have a lot to cover."
At publishing time, Kamala had furiously argued that if she had twice been a presidential candidate, surely one person in the nation had voted for her - before again confessing that she's been heavily inebriated the past decade and it's possible she could be slightly off.
She sounds like President Retard
Kackula is a lush.
And her kneepads are worn out and she can’t remember why. She say “is that why I have TMJ?”
She always acts and talks like she’s either half drunk or stoned.
It is not for nothing that Hispanics refer to her as “Que mala” Harris. But now, we can be sure, she will straighten up and fly right.
Ya, sure, you betcha.
Amazing that the Bee isn’t really satire anymore. It’s closer to the truth.
She probably needs some of that cocaine laying around the White House
More likely she’s had her heels way up in the air in anticipation of this unique opportunity.It certainly worked for her in Kalifornia.
(or both!)
Half drunk, other half stoned explains it.
She had to be drunk when giving that school bus monologue. Just ugh!
She’s a lush, for sure. A maintenance drunk.
Mala in spanish can mean either bad or mean. She’s both.
It sure is.
Indeed she was born with it no need to guess why she giggles so much.
I have a scene in my mind where she is in a posh hotel lounge, sitting alone at the bar with a cigarette and scotch, in the re-make of the 1987 film “Barfly”
And tell her to remember that the passage of time is like... Ya’ know? Time passaging.
Finaly leftistbposistions will be seen in the broad daylight. I prefer a fair fight.
Love The Bee!
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