Posted on 06/27/2024 11:07:27 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man
If Biden was a drug, advertised:
Do you feel irritable? Anxious? Fearful? Less financially well-off? Do you feel like you are alone in a basement with no one around?
Well maybe its time you really tried Biden(tm).
Boden helps all tyese potential things by ignoring them. None of that matters when you're on Biden. Biden comes with internet filters to censor bad things and only show you good things. Biden also comes with a number of yes-men and women to shield your safe space from dangerous misinformation, so you can blissfully go about your day in complete ignorance.
Do not operate heavy machinery while on Biden, or even try to bike ride or use stairs, you will not have a good day.
Do not be alarmed if Biden sniffs your hair, its normal, we couldn't get Biden to stop doing that, we tried.
Do not be a young child or teenage daughter to Biden, as it will warp and distort your sexual health. Be prepared for signs of pedophilia. Be ready to run from Biden if this occurs.
You may also experience weird financial transactions with Biden. Money laundering is a common side effect of Biden. Alert your bank and accountant, if this happens.
Biden may be prone to sporadic unpredictable bouts of incoherent yelling and ranting, often doing so while facing no one. Do not be alarmed, it even catches Biden off-guard, but then Biden promptly forgets he ever did it.
Biden also may experience sudden loss of bowel control. Always keep Biden in Depends(tm) and carry extras.
Well done, and clever!
If you’ve had too much ice cream insert a Bidenema.
Clinical trials demonstrate an adverse reaction if taken in association with Constitution, ruleoflaw, or elementary logic products. For best results, move to Belize and isolate from sources of information, return to grid after 2029. Contains strong doses of Obama-3, Soros-666 and Gates-boosterX. Strongly allergic to Elonmusk, DonTrump, do not use if within 500 miles of US-mexican border, instead, shelter in place and call 911.
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