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Darwin Award entrant 2024
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| 4-1-24
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Posted on 04/08/2024 1:04:02 PM PDT by Enterprise
Darwin contestant. He lived though.
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: doh
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Yeah, I laughed.
To: Enterprise
Not even a seat belt? Oy.
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posted on
04/08/2024 1:08:30 PM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Perfection is impossible. But if you pursue perfection...you may achieve excellence.)
To: Enterprise
Not a true Darwin candidate as he lived
To be considered for a Darwin award one must have permanently
removed themselves from the gene pool
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posted on
04/08/2024 1:10:08 PM PDT
by
njslim
To: njslim
He was only a contestant. He failed because he lived.
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
Well, at least he landed on water instead of the beach.
To: Enterprise
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posted on
04/08/2024 1:16:36 PM PDT
by
ransomnote
(IN GOD WE TRUST)
To: Enterprise
I give him 10 points for style but he didn’t stick the landing. So, 6.5 overall.
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posted on
04/08/2024 1:20:23 PM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
(There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.)
To: Enterprise
You can live and win a Darwin Award; the requirement is that you’re removed from the gene pool, which means dead or sterile.
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posted on
04/08/2024 1:25:25 PM PDT
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: IYAS9YAS
The flip in the air was pretty cool, though.
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posted on
04/08/2024 1:29:36 PM PDT
by
wbarmy
(Trying to do better.)
To: wbarmy
Impressive how someone without seat belt gets thrown from the car.
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posted on
04/08/2024 1:36:45 PM PDT
by
Reno89519
(If Biden is mentally unfit to stand trial, he is mentally unfit to be president. He needs to resign.)
To: Olog-hai
Gets no points, as there did not appear to be damage to the genitals. So no award, but he gets a letter of commendation and a trophy for competing.
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posted on
04/08/2024 1:51:00 PM PDT
by
alloysteel
(Most people slog through life without ever knowing the wonders of true insanity.)
To: alloysteel
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posted on
04/08/2024 1:51:35 PM PDT
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: Enterprise
Since he survived, he is only eligible for an honorable mention.
To: Enterprise
I hate to see someone destroy a good vehicle.
To: All
I say the award is valid, he appears to have killed the last surviving pair of rare shoreline crabfish, and started a chain of events that will ultimately destroy all life on earth. And all to impress a blonde.
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posted on
04/08/2024 2:22:42 PM PDT
by
Peter ODonnell
(A conspiracy theory is usually a fact that a leftist cannot endorse)
To: ransomnote
He’s lucky the car didn’t land on top of him. Was he in long johns?
To: Enterprise
Centrifugal skydiving.
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posted on
04/08/2024 2:46:42 PM PDT
by
Songcraft
( )
To: Enterprise
To be eligible for the Darwin Award not only do you have to die but you must die before you leave any descendants.
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posted on
04/08/2024 3:04:05 PM PDT
by
AlaskaErik
(There are three kinds of rats: Rats, Damned Rats, and DemocRats.)
To: Enterprise
ROFL! What 3rd World s___hole hosted that display of idiocy?
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posted on
04/08/2024 3:05:58 PM PDT
by
Nervous Tick
("First the Saturday people, then the Sunday people...": ISLAM is the problem!)
To: Enterprise
Any aid worker in Gaza is a potential Darwin Award Winner. Not only are they giving aid and comfort to evil but they are setting themselves up as targets: by Hamas. Hamas will set up Israel to kill them and then take advantage of the bloodshed they secretly engineered for propaganda productions.
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posted on
04/08/2024 3:15:00 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(If the Pedo Profit Mad Moe (pig pee upon him!) was not the Antichrist then he comes in second.)
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