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Special Counsel Finds Biden Is Too Damn Old to Be Charged in Classified Docs Scandal
PJ Media ^ | 8 Feb 2024 | Stephen Green

Posted on 02/08/2024 3:29:44 PM PST by Rummyfan

"Your Honor, my client was clearly too drunk to have made it anywhere near I-25 from that maze of one-way streets in downtown Denver, and cannot be held accountable for how he or his car might have been found trying to enter the highway from the off-ramp." —The World's Best Defense Attorney back in my younger days

Think of them and a true scoundrel to implement them. I'm looking at you, Johnnie Cochran, in your $4,000 suits, with a combination of awe and horror.

But that's just trial law. Where things get really very quite seriously unsettling is the even twistier world of special counsels, where Washington insiders agree to investigate Washington insiders using Washington insiders who pinky swear that everything will be on the up-and-up and that the truth will be brought to light and justice will be served — no matter which Washington insiders might be punished or suffer public shaming as a result.

Then the Washington insiders all pour one another stiff portions of 21-year-old single-malt scotch and have a good laugh at our (literal) expense.

The latest example of just that comes from the Department of Justice™ headed up by Biden administration crony Merrick Garland.

As you're probably aware, the Biden administration was doing one of those pinky-swear investigations of itself because of that time Biden accidentally left boxes and boxes of classified docs in his garage with his Corvette. At first, Biden was prompted to tell people that his garage is a secure location because, unlike the Trump compound on many well-guarded acres at Mar-a-Lago, Biden's garage door has one of those twisty lock handles on it.

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That garage is practically a SCIF, they claimed.

That excuse held about as much water as my wife when she was 40 weeks pregnant and had to pee from just looking at a faucet, so Garland appointed pinky-swear special counsel Robert K. Hur to look into whether he should find some special excuse for Biden's mishandling of classified documents immediately or if it would be better to draw it out longer so they'd have a chance to truly savor that bottle of Glenfarclas.

That was in August. Today, we have the Mother of All Justifications — and it has me laughing harder than it has Biden's reelection campaign team breaking out in hives. Here it is from Hur's findings:

We have also considered that, at trial, Mr. Biden would likely present himself to a jury, as he did during our interview of him, as a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory. Based on our direct interactions with and observations of him, he is someone for whom many jurors will want to identify reasonable doubt. It would be difficult to convince a jury that they should convict him—by then a former president well into his eighties—of a serious felony that requires a mental state of willfulness.

1 posted on 02/08/2024 3:29:44 PM PST by Rummyfan
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To: Rummyfan

Unbelievable. Yes the DoJ actually officially stated that. If true, then Biden is clearly incapable of fulfilling the duties required of the office of the president.


2 posted on 02/08/2024 3:30:57 PM PST by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man.)
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To: Rummyfan

Same went for Sandy Berger stuffing classified material down his pants
DOJ knows No DC jury would convict a Democrat
So here we are.


3 posted on 02/08/2024 3:39:24 PM PST by griswold3 (Truth, Beauty and Goodness. )
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To: Rummyfan

I wonder if this is how the puppet masters remove him from the ticket.


4 posted on 02/08/2024 3:42:22 PM PST by Dutch Boy (The only thing worse than having something taken from you is to have it returned broken. )
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To: Rummyfan

Yep, as the Dems always say, NO ONE is above the law.....unless you’re old and demented. 25th Biden tomorrow.


5 posted on 02/08/2024 3:44:09 PM PST by Jonny7797
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To: griswold3

I he is not liable and not mentally competent to be prosecuted for mishandling classified info he darn sure is not mentally competent to be President.


6 posted on 02/08/2024 3:47:32 PM PST by Lumper20
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To: Rummyfan

But nuclear missiles are okee-dokee.


7 posted on 02/08/2024 3:53:06 PM PST by blackdog ((Z28.310) Be careful what you say. Your refrigerator may be listening & reporting you.)
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To: Rummyfan
Is this going to be the ruling that lets the Administration kick Joe to the curb?

Will Kamala also go peacefully into that good night?

8 posted on 02/08/2024 3:55:17 PM PST by who_would_fardels_bear (What is left around which to circle the wagons?)
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To: Rummyfan
The Tater's diaper was too full, and he would have stunk up the courtroom while he soiled himself and drooled.

But back to running the most powerful country in the world!

9 posted on 02/08/2024 3:58:24 PM PST by kiryandil (Free Zaluzhny!)
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To: Rummyfan

If Biden is too old to be prosecuted then Trump is too old to be prosecuted. Biden is only 3 years older than Trump.


10 posted on 02/08/2024 3:59:15 PM PST by plain talk
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To: plain talk

WE are all up a creek and have a boat with no paddle, and a pilot who doesn’t know we are able to go over the falls.


11 posted on 02/08/2024 4:01:01 PM PST by rovenstinez
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To: Rummyfan

Exactly.


12 posted on 02/08/2024 4:01:06 PM PST by ought-six (Multiculturalism is national suicide, and political correctness is the cyanide capsule. )
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To: Dutch Boy

Could be.


13 posted on 02/08/2024 4:01:34 PM PST by ought-six (Multiculturalism is national suicide, and political correctness is the cyanide capsule. )
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To: Rummyfan

Two sets of laws.


14 posted on 02/08/2024 4:02:19 PM PST by bray (You can tell who the Commies fear.)
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To: Rummyfan

well-meaning = feeding at the government trough hatching schemes to defraud American taxpayers and put our Country at risk.


15 posted on 02/08/2024 4:12:30 PM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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To: griswold3

That’s it! No DC jury would ever convict a Democrat.


16 posted on 02/08/2024 4:13:49 PM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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To: Rummyfan

I’m beginning to think the “deep state” wants all the cases against Trump to fall apart. They want him elected in November so they can “run with all the money” and leave Trump holding the empty bag.

The report on Biden and his classified documents seems to be deliberately written to give Judge Cannon an out to dismiss the case of documents against Trump. The Georgia case is kaput and is going nowhere. SCOTUS seems to be ready to issue an opinion against Colorado leaving Trump on the ballot in all states, with an aside comment that an “insurrection” was never proven.

All that is remaining now is the NY case regarding Trump’s businesses and they may just have that one be a win by the deep state (trying to drain Trump fund funds) although knowing it will be overturned by SCOTUS at a later date. The true believers will then believe finally that the “walls are closing in”. They will settle for Trump being drained of all his money. At least for a year or so until the verdict is overturned.

However by that time, all the players (including the GOP retiring politicians) will be on their islands or bunkers waiting for the time of the big “Reset” and “Build Back Better”.

[CFW quietly adjusts tin-foil hat].


17 posted on 02/08/2024 4:17:07 PM PST by CFW (I will not comply!)
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To: ought-six

As with everything, Slow Joe will be the last to know.


18 posted on 02/08/2024 4:21:06 PM PST by Dutch Boy (The only thing worse than having something taken from you is to have it returned broken. )
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To: Lumper20

If.


19 posted on 02/08/2024 4:23:58 PM PST by Lumper20
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To: Rummyfan

BS headline about age ... special prosecutor Hur found biden to be mentally unfit to stand trial ... period ...

i’m starting to sense the necessity of a White House Basement campaign for Dementia Joe given the devastating assessment of D.J.’s mental health by Special Prosecutor Hur ...

In fact, i don’t see how it’s makes sense for Democrats to put D.J. up for reelection given Hur’s report ... D.J. is bound to be in even WORSE shape mentally six months from now ...


20 posted on 02/08/2024 4:24:05 PM PST by catnipman (A Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils Still Counts As A Vote For Evil)
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