He grabs me -- even frowns at me -- and he gets to meet Mr Kimber 1911 .45cal ACP "Eclipse Target II", w/ 235gr HPs, up real close and personal.
Watch the FLASH, asswipe!
Posted on 12/14/2023 1:22:23 PM PST by DFG
BOSTON, MA — On Wednesday, a bouncer specially trained to detect variances in skin color and ethnicity was appointed by Boston Mayor Michelle Wu to keep the whites away from a minority-only holiday party.
"Whoa, whoa, buddy. Do I detect Scottish ancestry?" the bouncer said as he roughly grabbed white City Council Member Frank Baker. "Look at the sign! No Whites allowed!"
To aid in his duties, the bouncer reportedly utilized a flashlight, a skin color card, and a background in anti-racist studies.
Though white people weren't formally invited, invitations made their way to them by mistake. To maintain the racial integrity of the party, Mayor Wu was forced to use taxpayer funds to hire a bouncer who violently removed anyone with an insufficient amount of melanin in the skin.
"Look, I'm just doing my job," the bouncer said, speaking on condition of anonymity. "I just have a gift for sniffing out white people. It is both a gift and a curse."
The Electeds of Color Holiday Party was held at the Parkman House across the street from Boston Common, America's oldest park — where Martin Luther King Jr. spoke out against segregation 58 years ago. "He would be so proud of how far we've come," explained black City Councilman Brian Worrell.
At publishing time, it was discovered that Mayor Wu had instituted the color rule to prevent her white husband from attending and seeing her flirt with her interns.
She should be impeached. But never will be. Has 3 special privilege free passes.
Massholes...very, very low IQ,
Boston has a huge number of Colleges. The voting is overwhelmed by an army of woke snowflake girls. That is how you end up with a radical racist as Mayer.
Exactly
Did that 1/1024 Indian Elizabeth “Fauxcahontas” Warren attempt to attend, high cheekbones and all?
What would be funny is if the Blacks threw her out.
In NYC I recall that the Blacks attacked Asians.
Women, womyn, womxn are running the world.
the Babylon Bee is wonderful at political satire.
I am reminded of a colored comedian (Sam Adams - True Color) who has a wonderful skit based on his skin color. He went into a paint store and looked at those paint color sample sticks or paint chips. He matched his skin tone to the correct pain color. As he says in the skit, he is neither black nor brown; his “true color” is more of a “chocolate indulgence” according to the paint store chips.
You only have to be half black to exploit the race card as we’ve all seen
It’s truly a National Treasure. Amazing talent at blurry the lines between reality and satire.
He grabs me -- even frowns at me -- and he gets to meet Mr Kimber 1911 .45cal ACP "Eclipse Target II", w/ 235gr HPs, up real close and personal.
Watch the FLASH, asswipe!
OOOOOOps.
Didn’t see this was the BB!
The mayors husband is a white guy so I guess he cannot attend the party.
I’ll be going to a Whites Only party.
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