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Homeowner Locked Out Of House Pleads with His Feline Companions To Let Him In
The Pet Zealot ^ | December 01, 2023 | James Alain L.

Posted on 12/01/2023 10:17:31 AM PST by allen592

Cats have always been known for their mysterious and independent nature. They can be a source of unconditional love and comfort for their humans, but they also possess a streak of cunning and aloofness. In a recent incident, a homeowner found himself locked out of his house, with the keys safely inside. Little did he know, his feline companions held the power to either let him in or leave him stranded outside.

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TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cats; catstories; kittyping; monkeyfacerules; pets; undead
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To: zzeeman
Rough day yesterday, donated platelets, long procedure, over 80 minutes, no problems.

I peed right before the procedure, but still my alarm bladder went off about 20 minutes before the end.

By the time I got unplugged and bandaged I really needed to go, RIGHT NOW!.

I didn't wait, I rushed to the biffy.

Managed to get to the urinal before I peed.

Then I passed out, crashed onto the hard linoleum over concrete floor.

When I woke up, my first though was I'm locked in here, I need to get to the door and unlock it.

I got up, zipped up, and then, you guessed it, passed out again!

One more time and the floor and I should be formally introduced.

Woke up, laid there for a few minutes to stabilize, crawled to the sink to wash the now dried blood that had leaked down my arm off, and felt my way to the door and unlocked and opened it. The receptionist saw me standing there and immediately called two fine strapping young lads who managed to catch me before the floor did...

2,321 posted on 03/09/2024 6:23:24 AM PST by null and void (There’s only one thing that’s for sure. Everyone on all sides a conflict will be happy to lie to you)
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To: Tax-chick

“I’ll take the one with the yellow hair!”

Good morning. I hope your night was a good one.

I woke up about 0130 and it was almost 0300 before I could go back to sleep, all because I was cold. I always have a throw at the foot of the bed, so I pulled it up to give me an extra layer of warmth. It’s 31° out, so the heaters in the living room got turned on again last night.

I need to get dressed so I can warm up, but I’ll have to turn the heater on in the bathroom. When I got up in the middle of the night, I checked the temperature, and it was 61° in here and 63° in the bedroom.

Anyway, I slept in.

I’m sorry about Jake not having enough sense to come in out of the rain. Maybe he met up with the Stranger and they went cattin’ around.


2,322 posted on 03/09/2024 6:25:23 AM PST by Monkey Face ( ~~ If you're not paranoid right now, you're not paying attention. ~~ Cold Djinn/Facebook)
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To: zzeeman

I had to read up on the other benefits of olive leaf extract as a refresher, but all the other benefits are worth taking it for. The good thing with herbal remedies is that they seldom cause side-effects and can be taken with other herbals. They’ve been around a very long time!


2,323 posted on 03/09/2024 6:30:38 AM PST by Monkey Face ( ~~ If you're not paranoid right now, you're not paying attention. ~~ Cold Djinn/Facebook)
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To: null and void

Are you OK now, Nully?

That’s a scary thing, that! I had to read that twice before I realized there wasn’t going to be a punchline, and that made it worse for me.

Don’t donate platelets again, OK? Please?


2,324 posted on 03/09/2024 6:34:34 AM PST by Monkey Face ( ~~ If you're not paranoid right now, you're not paying attention. ~~ Cold Djinn/Facebook)
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To: Monkey Face

A little achy. Sore butt, sore ... hmmm, you know the bump where your neck joins your back? I now know why they call it a bump!

Probably a couple bruises, don’t have eyes in the back of my head to check.

Got a bloody splotch on my shirt (and got a new shirt) and a little blood soaked into my watch band.

No more platelet donations.


2,325 posted on 03/09/2024 6:45:49 AM PST by null and void (There’s only one thing that’s for sure. Everyone on all sides a conflict will be happy to lie to you)
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To: null and void

Oh, and they found my Bluetooth in the urinal...


2,326 posted on 03/09/2024 6:47:37 AM PST by null and void (There’s only one thing that’s for sure. Everyone on all sides a conflict will be happy to lie to you)
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To: Monkey Face

Punchline? Wasn’t the pratfall enough? No? How about the second pratfall?


2,327 posted on 03/09/2024 6:50:31 AM PST by null and void (There’s only one thing that’s for sure. Everyone on all sides a conflict will be happy to lie to you)
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To: null and void

I wasn’t laughing. That’s exactly why I said what I did. It was scary as all getout! TOO scary, actually!


2,328 posted on 03/09/2024 7:02:25 AM PST by Monkey Face ( ~~ If you're not paranoid right now, you're not paying attention. ~~ Cold Djinn/Facebook)
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To: null and void

Yes, I imagine after two falls on a concrete floor, you would be sore and have a few bruises you can’t see because of their location.

Oh, gosh, Nully, I am so very sorry!!


2,329 posted on 03/09/2024 7:04:46 AM PST by Monkey Face ( ~~ If you're not paranoid right now, you're not paying attention. ~~ Cold Djinn/Facebook)
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To: Monkey Face

Shrug. I thought it was funny. So I’m weird, you already knew that...


2,330 posted on 03/09/2024 7:08:59 AM PST by null and void (There’s only one thing that’s for sure. Everyone on all sides a conflict will be happy to lie to you)
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To: null and void

You thought it was funny and it was written that way, which is why I was waiting for the punchline.

But it scared me, Nully, and I don’t like being scared! So there!

(I’d be even more scared if someone else were to post in your stead....)


2,331 posted on 03/09/2024 7:21:56 AM PST by Monkey Face ( ~~ If you're not paranoid right now, you're not paying attention. ~~ Cold Djinn/Facebook)
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To: Monkey Face

I think I can arrange something like that...


2,332 posted on 03/09/2024 7:24:29 AM PST by null and void (There’s only one thing that’s for sure. Everyone on all sides a conflict will be happy to lie to you)
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To: null and void

:E-vil look being sent in Nully’s direction:


2,333 posted on 03/09/2024 7:59:34 AM PST by Monkey Face ( ~~ If you're not paranoid right now, you're not paying attention. ~~ Cold Djinn/Facebook)
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To: Monkey Face

Moi? ~.~


2,334 posted on 03/09/2024 8:15:00 AM PST by null and void (There’s only one thing that’s for sure. Everyone on all sides a conflict will be happy to lie to you)
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To: Monkey Face
Sorry if I seem a little bit snarky today.

I am quite literally butt-hurt...

2,335 posted on 03/09/2024 8:33:45 AM PST by null and void (There’s only one thing that’s for sure. Everyone on all sides a conflict will be happy to lie to you)
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To: Monkey Face

Jake is a silly boy. We’ve got Envirothon this afternoon. It’s a Vlad Driving Adventure!


2,336 posted on 03/09/2024 9:33:59 AM PST by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: null and void
...I am quite literally butt-hurt...

I know you are. And I'm relieved that you're snarky because it means you're OK.

*hug*

2,337 posted on 03/09/2024 10:17:02 AM PST by Monkey Face ( ~~ If you're not paranoid right now, you're not paying attention. ~~ Cold Djinn/Facebook)
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To: Tax-chick

I wanted a ‘Face Driving Adventure to the new car wash by Walmart, but I didn’t have the funds needed to do it — under $20, as I still have a bill to pay. So the Raisin will go to church with sand drops all over her again.

When I went in to make the bed, I decided to hook up the TV in there, but realized I can’t — I need a surge protector, and that means a trip to Walmart. Which will have to wait for the same reason the car wash will.

But at least it’s ready to go. I haven’t found the DVD player that goes with it, though, and that’s frustrating. I wonder if I donated it?...

Anyway, now I’m going to wash dishes and then go watch some TV, since I can’t go to Walmart and the car wash. It would be fun, though!


2,338 posted on 03/09/2024 10:23:57 AM PST by Monkey Face ( ~~ If you're not paranoid right now, you're not paying attention. ~~ Cold Djinn/Facebook)
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To: null and void

Oh, dear!


2,339 posted on 03/09/2024 2:22:25 PM PST by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick

The Linoleum cushioned my fall onto the concrete...


2,340 posted on 03/09/2024 3:05:24 PM PST by null and void (There’s only one thing that’s for sure. Everyone on all sides a conflict will be happy to lie to you)
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