Whitmer Signs Radical Abortion Legislation [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 November 2023 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D-Mich) signed legislation legalizing partial birth abortion, removing all clinic licensing and inspections for cleanliness and safety, as well as the reporting of complications, and the patient's right to understand the procedure and its risks through informed consent.

Whitmer observed that "the protections for women's health and the reduction of unwanted increases in the human population we have achieved for our state stand in stark contrast to what has happened in states where the freedom to restrict abortion enabled by the Supreme Court's Dobbs decision has resulted in an increase of 32,000 live births over the past year. This means there will be 32,000 more individuals needing to be fed, cared for, and emitting carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. Though our state has done our part, we will unjustly share the environmental degradation resulting from the irresponsible decisions of others."

Sue Liebel, State Affairs Director for Susan B. Anthony Pro-Life America, called the new Michigan laws "some of the most uncompassionate measures in state history. Partial-birth abortion involves partially delivering a baby and while they are still alive, crushing the baby's skull and vacuuming out the baby's brain. This late-term abortion method is an excruciating death for the baby and a traumatic experience for the mother that also poses health risks."

In related news, Tammy Murphy, wife of Gov. Phil Murphy (D-NJ), announced her candidacy for US Senator, saying "my top three issues are abortion, abortion, and abortion. People are the biggest threat to the survival of the planet. We don't need more of them. Abortion is the most efficient solution to this problem. Second, pregnancy, birth, and child care pose the biggest threat most women face to their health and freedom. Third, child care limits the role women can play in governing and lessens their more compassionate input to the nation's and world's problems."

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[No name given]

May Jadis Gretchen and Tammy Murphy burn forever, along with every other hedonistic supporter of babykilling!

[DeplorablePaul]

“reduction of unwanted increases in the human population”

If this isn’t satire, the left hasn’t used population control as a reason for abortion in years. In her dotage, St Ruth Bader did say, isn’t abortion about preventing unwanted births? It’s not surprising that they are conflating abortion to the climax hoax though. It seems to sell well among their pagan base.

[clearcarbon]

"Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D-Mich) signed legislation legalizing partial birth abortion, removing all clinic licensing and inspections for cleanliness and safety, as well as the reporting of complications, and the patient's right to understand the procedure and its risks through informed consent."

The kind of things you would expect from someone who killed seniors by helping spread Covid in nursing homes. The covid queen strikes again as the witch of November come stealin'.

[No name given]

Far too well.

[xenia]

” a traumatic experience for the mother “
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Then don’t do it. It’s voluntary.

If we would have been more outspoken against abortion these 50 plus years, and taught our children better maybe we wouldn’t be facing what we are today. My generation, of the 1960’s, touted free love as a challenge to our moral upbringing. Remember the generation gap? Abortion is a consequence of the loss of those morals.

From my vantage point, being a pro life activist, I’ve seen very little resistance to abortion for the most part over the years....even from churches. I think we failed.

Americans / America needs to repent. If we do, the abortion clinics will empty.

[Mr. Blond]

What part of this is semi-satire?

[daniel1212]

Gov. Grindmen Whatmor (D-Mulchican) signed legislation legalizing partial-border abolishment, Affirming the principal of "my property, my rights," under this legislation any and all uninvited, helpless and needy children on the owner's property, and up to the beginning of entry through an open front door, may be eliminated by various methods, including the most common means of wood chippers.

Any all obligation to feed and otherwise provide care for such is removed, thus saving costs, as is any and all household licensing and inspections for cleanliness and safety, as well as the reporting of complications, and the victims right to understand the procedure and its risks through informed consent.

Hell welcomed the news, have lobbied extensively in favor of the legislation thru its proxy servants as part of its war against the Giver of Life, as they seek to fundamentally transform a nation which was once called "one nation under God."

[Elsie]

 

 

 

Office of Public Relations, HELL®, Inc:

   

Issued November 22, 2023

 

In news; related to the woodchipper (which can be ordered from Amazon - Amazon.com : Wood Chippers, Shredders, & Mulchers); the long ongoing struggle to eliminate the National motto (In God We Trust - Wikipedia) from the money supply seems to be drawing to a close.

 

More and more value exchanges are taking place electronically; thereby removing the pesky four words from the sight of our subjects -  you know the old saying, "Out of sight out of mind".

Our minions scattered thruout the Information Industry have been doing a yeoman's job keeping truth from our soon to be citizens.   Give them an attaboy any chance you get, as they are being harrassed continually from those who oppose our objectives.

 

Soon the changeover becomes complete when the house-of-cards they call the National Debt FINALLY!! collaspes into a heap bigger than the first Black Friday.

 

We can then control all assets with a mere flip of a switch or a change of a byte.

 

As always, keep a low profile.  Too many of you workers are getting a bit ahead of the game. There are still a few more minutes on the clock; THEN we can celebrate in due fashion.

 

 

 

 

Keep looking down;

 

Ba'al Zebub, Jr.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Elsie]

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