These four overweight female cops tried to arrest one perp and, well, just watch the video

https://twitter.com ^ | Nov 24, 2023 | Jesse James

[Enterprise]

Video of a retail theft arrest at 95th and Ashland.

The subject resists police and takes off running. Patrick Johnson-Henry, 32, was taken into custody on the 9400 block of S Justine and was charged with 4 counts of resisting police, 1 count of possession of a replica firearm, 1 count of retail theft.

[laplata]

Right on!

[roving]

The size of the first female cop in my town was 5 feet 2.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

#15: "Women can do a lot of things, but I reject that they can fight with men generally. Yes they can shoot a gun."

Well then, they should have shot him. Totally justified since they feared for their lives.
Anyway from the looks of the perp, it is doubtful that he'll ever make any useful
contribution to society. No great loss.

[broken_clock]

Que the Benny Hill theme.

Haha, watching the video I can hear Yakkity Sax playing in my head 😂

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Those women are lucky one or two didn’t get really hurt.

Every area of progressivism triggers “what did they think would happen?”

Severely cutting police budgets is Exhibit A.

[LongWayHome]

We live in clown-world USA.

[metmom]

I do think there’s a place for female LE, but on the street alone, they are a liability.

[dragnet2]

That truck pulling up to block the view is right out of Equalizer!

The suspect was half a block away when that happened.

[Sequoyah101]

They are lucky to be alive. What a sick sad joke these cops are.

[Secret Agent Man]

Even if they were in shape they all wouldn’t be able to handle him. I’d say them being overweight helped rhemm more than it hurt them.

Good job gals. Captain Marvel to the rescue.

[Secret Agent Man]

4 counts of embarrassing police

4 counts of don’t make me tell yo mamma

[muir_redwoods]

More and more, the cops are just the best equipped street gang.

[frank ballenger]

The soundtrack was not matched properly. This is the real one: (officers to gyrating suspect)

You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out,
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.

You do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around
That what it’s all about.

[SauronOfMordor]

And the longer it went on, oddly, the less likely I thought they were going to wear him down. (Logic would make it seem the opposite)

You were correct in your perception. Being overweight reduces stamina. He would wear them down faster.

[Chickensoup]

Toy gun I assume.

[Getready]

I am woman...hear me roar....in sizes too big to ignore....first time I ever rooted for the bad guy....
Police HQ thought thought that out of shape pacifist cops would influence a bad guy to comply....good luck with that, dummies.
Size 54, where are you?

[Political Junkie Too]

Let me just point out that those women are probably wearing bullet-proof vests underneath their uniforms, so it will make them look larger than they really are.

-PJ

[chopperk]

Maybe the Perp had donuts in his pockets and didn’t want to give them up.

[RandallFlagg]

I love how one of them tries to bring the perp’s arm behind his back. He brings it back up and looks her in the face.
“Okay, NOW what’cha gonna do??”

[Mr Information]

I’ve heard that the police wear 30 pounds of equipment, which slows them down in a foot chase.