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Zelensky Cancels Elections To Focus On Fighting For Democracy
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/07/2023 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/07/2023 10:01:06 AM PST by DFG

KYIV — Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky is calling for the immediate suspension of Presidential elections in his country, so that he may focus all his efforts on fighting to protect democracy in Ukraine.

"We must suspend democracy to save democracy," said Zelensky during his weekly fundraising telethon. "If we allow democracy to get in the way of fighting for democracy, we might lose our democracy. And our billions of sweet, sweet American dollars. And my superyacht in Dubai... anyway, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, it's time to cancel elections so I may remain president indefinitely."

Sources say Zelensky can be trusted to resume the democratic process in Ukraine as soon as the war has ended in three to fifty years. "Zelensky is a paragon of virtue and spotless moral leadership, without the slightest stain of corruption," said a spokesperson from the State Department. "We totally trust him."

"We are facing the greatest evil the world has ever faced," continued Zelensky. "Putin is the devil incarnate. He cheats on elections so he can remain president forever! It's horrible!"

At publishing time, the Biden Administration had expressed support for the move, with some administration officials looking into the possibility of doing that in America as well.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democracy; putin; ukraine; zelensky
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To: libh8er
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

Translated: There aren’t enough dead Ukrainian men for the WEF/Blackrock to buy all of Ukraine. Zelensky is our only Hope!
21 posted on 11/07/2023 12:02:00 PM PST by Jan_Sobieski (Sanctification)
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To: DFG

Putin Ally Suggests Postponing March Presidential Election, or Excluding Rivals

Ramzan Kadyrov, head of Russia’s Chechnya region and close ally of President Vladimir Putin, proposed on Saturday that a presidential election due next March should either be postponed due to the war in Ukraine or limited to one candidate- Putin.

https://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2023-10-07/putin-ally-suggests-postponing-march-presidential-election-or-excluding-rivals


22 posted on 11/07/2023 12:07:46 PM PST by marcusmaximus
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Ramzan Kadyrov, head of Russia’s Chechnya region and close ally of President Vladimir Putin, proposed on Saturday that a presidential election due next March should either be postponed due to the war in Ukraine or limited to one candidate- Putin.
23 posted on 11/07/2023 12:08:51 PM PST by marcusmaximus
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To: DFG

"Democracy" to the elites means MOB RULE for the masses. Their willing to create as much chaos as possible to ensure they remain in permanent power.

24 posted on 11/07/2023 12:24:42 PM PST by RasterMaster ("Towering genius disdains a beaten path." - Abraham Lincoln)
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To: DFG

Wow. Nobody has ever tried that before.


25 posted on 11/07/2023 12:47:14 PM PST by lurk (u)
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To: DFG

Zelensky: ‘Absolutely Irresponsible’ to Suggest Holding Elections in Ukraine

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2023/11/07/zelensky-absolutely-irresponsible-to-suggest-holding-elections-in-ukraine/


26 posted on 11/07/2023 1:00:23 PM PST by DFG
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To: marcusmaximus

So, Zelenskyy isn’t in control.
Makes perfect sense.


27 posted on 11/07/2023 2:29:58 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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To: DFG

LOL


28 posted on 11/07/2023 3:26:42 PM PST by CarolinaReaganFan
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To: DFG

Ouch..... suppress democracy to save democracy...


29 posted on 11/07/2023 3:28:19 PM PST by Gaffer
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To: Dr. Sivana

We also had elections in 1944 in this country.


30 posted on 11/07/2023 3:29:36 PM PST by Gaffer
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