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Buffalo Hat-Wearing Ilhan Omar Leads Pro-Hamas Protesters Storming Capitol
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/18/2023 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/18/2023 3:54:18 PM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today's drama regarding the ongoing search for the next Speaker of the House of Representatives was ground to a halt today as over 1,000 pro-Hamas protestors stormed the U.S. Capitol led by a buffalo hat-wearing Ilhan Omar.

"Make Palestine great again!" Omar was heard shouting as she led a mob of angry rioters across the Capitol grounds before entering the building and positioning themselves in the rotunda. "We will not stand for the Israeli colonization of Gaza!"

Chaos ensued as the protestors staged what everyone has been conditioned to believe is a violent insurrection of the American government. "Insurrection! Insurrection!" Nancy Pelosi shrieked as she ran down the corridors of the Capitol building before being stopped by one of her aides. "What? Oh, it's pro-Palestine people? Oh, ok, then. Totally not an insurrection at all. Where's my wine?"

Democrat lawmakers continued to celebrate the inspiring display of the right to protest as more anti-Israel protestors smashed windows, invaded the Senate chamber, took selfies behind Jim Jordan's desk, and carried away podiums. "This brings tears to my eyes," said Rashida Tlaib. "I'm so glad I whipped the mob up into a fury by spreading misinformation that Israel killed 500 Palestinians by bombing a hospital."

At publishing time, protesters were disappointed to learn they could not steal the Speaker of the House's lectern because there is no Speaker of the House.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; buffaloguy; jordan; omar; palestine

1 posted on 10/18/2023 3:54:18 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Lol! She wore buffalo horns, did she?
The original Buffalo Horns Man was Jacob Chansley, who participated in J6 barechested and wearing khaki pants.
Are we to presume Ms Ilhan Omar discarded her burka for this occasion of protesting? /////


2 posted on 10/18/2023 4:02:26 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: DFG

Removal all Muslims from USA - NOW!!!


3 posted on 10/18/2023 4:08:55 PM PDT by TNoldman (AN AMERICAN FOR A MUSLIM/BHO FREE AMERICA. (Owner of Stars and Bars Flags))
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To: DFG

4 posted on 10/18/2023 5:07:38 PM PDT by facedown (uite)
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To: DFG
EXPEL HER FROM CONGRESS!!!!
5 posted on 10/18/2023 5:16:41 PM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized of man)
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To: facedown

Where is my Louisville Slugger?!


6 posted on 10/18/2023 5:17:22 PM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized of man)
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To: DFG

I do declare we are headed to a coup in our nation. I think there is no other way to deal with these crazies. I hope it does not devolve to a French Revolution level of barbarity and bloodshed.


7 posted on 10/18/2023 5:21:01 PM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized of man)
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To: DFG

Now that’s funny. It wasn’t Omar in a buffalo hat, it was Rashida Tlaib wearing no hat.


8 posted on 10/18/2023 5:28:47 PM PDT by popdonnelly (All the enormous crimes in history have been committed by governments.)
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To: Rummyfan
I do declare we are headed to a coup in our nation. I think there is no other way to deal with these crazies.

Who will lead the coup? The military, the intelligence community, Big Finance, Big Media, Big Tech, Big Business, Big Labor, the Ivy League ... even the Establishment GOP, support the status quo.

The opposition are entirely outsiders. Outsiders do revolutions and civil wars, not coups.

9 posted on 10/18/2023 5:49:19 PM PDT by Angelino97
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To: Angelino97

IDK…. but when the leader is required he / she will emerge.


10 posted on 10/18/2023 6:16:01 PM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized of man)
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To: facedown

Once again, the two tier injustice system shows itself.


11 posted on 10/18/2023 7:35:34 PM PDT by joma89 (Buy weapons and ammo, folks, and have the will to use them.)
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To: DFG

That ain’t no hat. She’s a real water buffalo.


12 posted on 10/18/2023 9:09:09 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Palestanians are not "refugeez". They are muslim terrorists. Remember 9/11/2001.)
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To: DFG; Liz; Godzilla

"We will not stand for the Israeli colonization of Gaza!"

Chaos ensued as the protestors staged what everyone has been conditioned to believe is a violent insurrection of the American government. "Insurrection! Insurrection!"

Nancy Pelosi shrieked as she ran down the corridors of the Capitol building before being stopped by one of her aides.

"What? Oh, it's pro-Palestine people? Oh, ok, then. Totally not an insurrection at all. Where's my wine?"

13 posted on 10/19/2023 12:26:44 PM PDT by GOPJ
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To: Regulator

"We will not stand for the Israeli colonization of Gaza!"

Chaos ensued as the protestors staged what everyone has been conditioned to believe is a violent insurrection of the American government. "Insurrection! Insurrection!" Nancy Pelosi shrieked as she ran down the corridors of the Capitol building before being stopped by one of her aides.

"What? Oh, it's pro-Palestine people? Oh, ok, then. Totally not an insurrection at all. Where's my wine?"

14 posted on 10/19/2023 12:29:23 PM PDT by GOPJ
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To: GOPJ

B/Bee.......again.


15 posted on 10/19/2023 1:31:54 PM PDT by Liz (“The only time Biden gets his hands dirty is when he’s taking cash from foreign countries." Trump)
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To: Liz

https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6530543fe9be46530543fe9be5.jpg


16 posted on 10/19/2023 6:37:06 PM PDT by GOPJ
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